Feb 5, 2019
So I came across this in my research (googling “cow teeth”) and I want you all to know that cows are weird tongue monsters with no front teeth in their upper jaws.
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So I came across this in my research (googling “cow teeth”) and I want you all to know that cows are weird tongue monsters with no front teeth in their upper jaws.
Hey, 5th century lube anon here (should properly be 6th, sorry) - thank you for the details, dear anon! I'm so grateful you stepped up. <333 In the grand tradition of wheatgoogles everywhere the research only made it into the fic as an unspecified salve (essential oils were a close second option!) I'm really sorry to disappoint, as it isn't historical RPF, though you probably know exactly what fandom if I tell you it's southern Liang of the Northern & Southern dynasties, shortly after Jin.
Classic wheatgoogling result
hellokyochan replied to your post: “I respect creative license, but what is this fanon that Will Graham...”:
Agreed, Piggly Wiggly is definitely a southern chain of grocery stores. Since he lives in Wolf Trap, VA (near Tyson's Corner) He would probably shop in Reston (Harris Teeter, Trader Joe's, Safeway, MOM's organic) or Vienna (Giant, The Fresh Market)
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now I want a You've Got Mail style Hannigram AU with competing NoVA grocery stores
I respect creative license, but what is this fanon that Will Graham shops at the Piggly Wiggly? This always gives me whiplash.
There are no Piggly Wigglys in Northern Virginia. Will would have to drive like 4 hours to get to the nearest one. He would probably go to the Kroger, the Harris Teeter, Giant maybe.
A little wheat googling goes a long way.
i am in too deep with this hannigram dancing with the stars au, i have been listening to cajun waltzes for 2 hours, help me
wait, what?
" José Andrés Puerta has been brought onto the project as a special "cannibal consultant" and will advise the crew on proper procedure for preparing human flesh for consumption."
Damn, son. That is some serious wheat googling.
I am wheat googling so freaking hard right now.