#wheatnut

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Sometimes my boyfriend finds me standing in front of the window and staring at nothing, and he thinks I'm sad. Little does he know, I'm just having Jay Gatsby time.

[kitty-cat-kaz]

My boyfriend tried to write me a love poem but it turned into him talking about how he hates love poems and then describing a giant fart he let out after we cuddled for the first time.

I love him so much he's perfect

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

I got my boyfriend's hair wet from crying into it three different times during Ride the Cyclone.

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Boyfriend watched Ride the Cyclone with me. He's so goated. He's literally the best.

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

My boyfriend and I had a misunderstanding yesterday

[kitty-cat-kaz]

I love having a poet boyfriend. He sent me a beautifully worded message and I started tearing up

I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Now that I've reached the point of having seven evil exes (nine exes total, but seven of them are evil) I think it's time for me to hang up my "I date bad people" uniform and be so very happy that I am with someone who genuinely respects me and someone I've never felt ashamed around :D

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

dear diary today I accidentally threatened to fart on my boyfriend crazy-style