#whee as hell

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i love being a millennial! i havent brushed my hair in thirteen years! 

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a! great! day!

it poured rain all day long but i got a new raincoat YESTERDAY, fewf

troy made an incomparable frittata for breakfast today (sweet corn, red pepper and broccoli) and i put a slice of it in a grilled cheese for dinner

i gave up and cut the underwire out of my favorite bra im free

baby Y and i spent all of what was supposed to be naptime watching the rain while she named everything that needs rain to grow, & then she asked me “if we had a tree full of peaches, so many soft, soft peaches, would you climb it and bring the fruit down for me to eat?”

i said yeah

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last night i had a long-ass dream where the punchline was me & indiana jones standing in a chapel, he yells “i have exactly what this church needs!”, punches out a panel behind the lectern and pulls out just hundreds and hundreds of artistic nudes 

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omg im so *blesst* i got to this coffee shop and the power immediately went out for 2 hours, aka i actually wrote the cover letters I came here to write AND there was no way they could acapella me away this time :*) :) 

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All Our Exes Cook Me Breakfast ‘15

more trip!

shrimp and grits and whiskey sours in new orleans with andrew and kenny and hannah my BABIES

went to the moth and was #11 out of 10 stories and im not even mad about it

10 hundred tacos and actual ritas in austin with maddie and katie and cate and the canada club, FRICK

climbed an enchanted rock (THE enchanted rock?) 

stopped at a gas station in miranda lambert’s hometown, may or may not have kissed the dirt 

five diet cokes and three quarts of motor oil in the adventuremobile and now we’re in BIRMINGHAM and i BOOKED A HOTEL and tomorrow im going HOME AS FUCK!!! 

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a great thing about road trips is you get to try all of your friend’s shampoos

i locked my keys in my car but Terry from AAA came and got them out so fast! he was so kind and im so dumb :)

austin tomorrow night!!!

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there’s no problem so big you can’t run away from it ‘15

trip so far:

spent 26 hours in the adventuremobile, he is the lord of all horses and has been my friend thru many dangers

aka drank tomato juice and listened to mtn goats and occasionally cried for 26 hours

lunch with internet angel mappingthemoon !

almost got struck by lightning in alabama! 

so i pulled over to sleep at at church, and some cops came over and asked me what i was doing and i said “:o ahh storm im just gonna wait it out sorry :o” and they said “ok lock your doors sleep tight!”

found andrew!!!! fewf!!!

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mappingthemoon replied to your photo: “Talked to my boss and it turns out I don’t...”:

Athens?? :D

omg do you wanna get lunch on Sunday??