#wheeeeeeeze

[steelgrey-angel]

"Hurrr hurrr he has the cutest lil accent my heeeeart"

[definitelynotshouting]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MINECRAFT SPIDERS ARE MAMMALS

Brb climbing back into the wall/google doc to find where you’ve hidden any more unhinged lore

Btw can’t wait for Mumbo to face plant into the storage room cuz there’s now an open trapdoor in a dark room. Im talking looney toons ass fall, additional oof ouch bones

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OKAY TO BE FAIR I WAS BEING SILLYGOOFY ABOUT THE SPIDERS BUT I AM FULLY PREPARED TO DOUBLE DOWN AND COMMIT TO THE BIT. YEAH MINECRAFT SPIDERS ARE MAMMALS NOW. THEYRE LIKE FUCKED UP CATS THEY CAN PURR. THEY HAVE BONES. IF THEY BITE YOU THEY DEAL 2D6 OF CONTINUAL POISON DAMAGE UNTIL YOU TAKE A LONG RESPAWN REST--💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[kits-shrine]

The movement of his hand hadn't surprised her and likely would have earned him a laugh as the touch had tickled. However, his teeth against the back of her neck had her eyes flying open, and in one swift movement, Aiko found himself flat on his back with his lovely wolf straddling his waist. One hand was pressed firmly against the center of his chest while the other rested on the grass beside his head.

A deep rumbling growl built in her own as she leaned over him, her long, inky tresses tickling his bare skin, "I don't recall permitting such affections, nor do I have the vocal nuances that you do, my sly fox. You'll have to use more than just your ears to tell if you pleased me or not."

Her gaze was hooded and glittering as she moved even closer, "That aside, I believe you need a lesson in control. How should I teach it to you?"

His cheeks flushed as he gave her an unrepentant grin beneath her "In all fairness my love, you didn't say they were off limits either." Aiko teased even as he lifted his chin presenting his neck in submission."

[clownsuu]

SIR HOW DO I SEND SUBMISSIONS I'm struggling in this app,,,

I WANTED TO SHOW YOU EL CHIP OFFERING U TAMALES

I don't know how to draw tamales, I only know how to eat them </3

ZAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM EL CHIP YOU ROMANTIC 🫔 ✨

[pacificseaotter]

If I ever saw you in public I would place a banana peel right in front of you just before you take a step so you would slip on it and spin around Mario Kart style and slip over the nearest cliff, running in place for a moment before looking down and realizing there was no solid ground beneath your feet, and only then would you fall, only to be followed by a car falling from the sky on top of you, and then a piano, and then a cow, and then a singular feather that would crush the entire pile on top of you

yeah that sounds like something id do 👍

[jirachibaby]

An Au where in the latest page the van is wet from being washed and makes that wet squeaking sound as Cotton scoots along the side of it. The Inverted Sponge AU, where instead of cotton candy for hair, he has a sponge. Get to the Lapis arc and she's trying to use the water to get to space, but Sponge Cotton is soaking it all up, his hair getting bigger and bigger.

[sanityau]

[greeneyedfaunus]

How attractive are you?

"L I E S!"