Wheether
-who cries when someone dies in a movie
((Definitely Ether))
-who wears the ugly holiday garb
((Ether, but she forces it on Wheeze))
-who pays for the meals
((Ether. She insists.))
-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone
((Ether on the oven door, Wheezer on the trombone.))
-who brings home stray animals
((Oh god, Ether.))
-who leaves the bathroom door open
((Both.))
-who tells the 'dad jokes'
((Ether.))
-who wants kids more
((Ether, pretty sure))
-who travels more
((Ether))
-who spends more cash
((Ether, since she actually has frivolous spending money))
-who buys the things in infomercials
((Neither of them.))
-who draws in the dust on their cars
((Ether))
-who starts the snowball fights
((Ether))
-who throws away the directions to things
((Ether, to Wheezer's eternal dismay))
-who puts up holiday decor
((Ether, if she's on furlough and feels like it.))
-who is more likely to forget to bathe
((Neither of them.))
-who gets more obsessed about things
((Ether))
-who sings in the shower more often
((Ether))