#wheezy corpsefriends

[mistytpednaem]

finally started watching iwtv 2022 today btw. having a hell of a time

[mistytpednaem]

months later... I have bought it

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anyway today I saw an article about a vampire visual novel like "yes you can customise your MC and romance these guys but be aware that everything is incredibly bleak and there are few happy endings and the game itself seems to question why it's being played" and now I Extremely want to play it, are you kidding me, hello

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like i’ve gone to the game’s steam page now and i see overall “very positive” reviews with a couple of highlighted, specific reviews from people being like “everyone is miserable, this is depressing and awful, why would you make a game with no gratification for the player,” and i cannot stress how much i am the precise target audience for this. my name is mistytped "my favourite drakengard 3 dlc is the one where the himbo4bimbo couple experiences unimaginable guilt and mind-shattering horror" naem

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SPEAKING OF WHEEZY CORPSEFRIENDS i'm so frustrated because like

ok. new vampire gag anime this season. it's about a shitty incompetent dracula. perfect for me, one would think, and the op is pretty funky so it just keeps getting better. EXCEPT,

ok there were like... 2-second casually transphobic jokes in episode 2 but lord knows i love jojo so i got past those just FINE

but a HUGE chunk of episode 3 is just riffing on a scary queer man who wants to train his Perfect Boyfriend and of COURSE that's horrifying to the protags?? and i. still intend. vaguely. to check out the rest of the show. because i'm too stubborn to give up on shitty draculas. but this was weeks ago and i have not yet mustered the willpower to see another episode because that put me off so badly

but i thought that frustration had been left to simmer and stew. i thought i could ignore it

EXCEPT THEY MADE A NENDOROID OF THE SHITTY DRACULA

I'M SO MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rating the vampire emojis on Emojipedia

This is so not my idea on several levels but as soon as a certain someone suggested it I decided I couldn’t NOT do it

Not too bad, but the lack of confidence makes me wonder if she’s even a real vampire. Actually, giving her a closer look, she looks like a recently-turned vampire who just got invited to the office’s Halloween party and is going to try and pass her looks off as a vampire COSTUME, but she’s really nervous about it. I personally think it’s a bad idea too, but godspeed. 7/10.

This vampire’s hair is TOO nice. I don’t trust it. That’s like, one step removed from Edward Cullen in a cape, and maybe that’s exactly what he’s banking on. Sure, that could make for a good vampire, but even if you’re holding up a façade of charming harmlessness in order to find prey, you don’t take THIS GOOD care of your hair unless you sincerely like it, and I’ve never met a man with this hairstyle who isn’t insufferable. 5/10.

Is... is that a walrus? Did somebody throw a widow’s peak’d cap and a cape on a walrus? It could be cute, but it just looks awfully uncomfortable. 3/10.

Okay, that’s cute, the lady going to the Halloween party is bringing her daughter along. She’d better tell her the truth about being a creature of the night once they go home, though. 8/10.

We have some variety here in that we have our first blonde, but at the same time I’m not sure how to feel about an emoji with this much eyeshadow. Also, is she even wearing anything under that?? She’s missing SOMETHING. 4/10.

Now look at that! A good, classic Dracula. His mouth is a little weird, but how could I possibly turn him down? 8/10.

This dude JUST became a Dracula and he’s fucking LOVING it. Can’t you just hear him saying he vants to sahk your vlahd? And honestly, with this much gusto, I couldn’t turn him down either. 9/10.

First, what the fuck is JoyPixels? Second, this is the Halloween party lady’s sire, coming to get her because holy shit, what is she thinking? And bringing her mortal daughter, too?? You’re not gonna be able to keep this up for long, Karen! Anyway, she’s trying very hard to blend in. The effort is admirable, but the combination of what appears to be a jacket, a sweater vest and a cape just looks like it would be uncomfortable to move in. 6/10.

Oh my god. He’s so sad. No wonder, because he looks terrible, but I can’t help felling sorry for him. Do you need a snack, OpenMoji Vampire? Would a sensual dance in front of a comically large mirror lift your spirits? Here, it’s okay. You can have a 7/10.

Jesus Christ, MDickie’s making vampire games now?

[mistytpednaem]

oh yeah I nearly forgot to post uhhhh. this. pokesona. i suppose

it’s signed and everything because it was for a contest a store was running... design a fakemon and win a free switch, haha

i didn’t win. but uhhh. i guess i decided to make up for all the stress i’ve been under and. bought a switch. it doesn’t help that a different store had a discount going...

ANYWAY THE UPDATE WOULD BE DONE BY NOW IF IT WEREN’T FOR MY POKESONA HERE, BUT IT’S ALMOST THERE. STAY TUNED

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i nearly put this on twitter but all things considered i think this is still a Safer place to say it: i hope bloodlines 2 makes alt-right fuckwads very angry just by doing things like allowing you to play a queer character. i don’t even want to set my hopes too high. i just want to, say, do away with gender-locked seduction and watch these dudes foam at the mouth

anyhow i’ve reinstalled the first bloodlines game for like the fourth time now, edgy mess that it is, because i’m weak. when am i even gonna play it