#when god when

[creeperpup]

my perfect tboy fiancé is always ready for dates an hour before me. smells good, looks stupidly pretty, and then sits at my feet mindlessly spewing minecraft lore while i do my eyeliner. it’s hard not to put him in the corner, on his knees, today’s panties balled up in his mouth. i’d peel them off from under my dress and whisper “fetch!” before helping him shove them all the way past his drooling lips. not even as foreplay, just because he won’t shut up about lush caves and mommy needs some quiet to work a good wing…

[veronicathegoddess]

thinking thoughts of keeping a pretty girl edged and denied all the time. wiping her teary face, cradling her close and shushing her gently when she's frustrated with being kept on the edge and telling her that i'm doing this for her own good and there's no need to cry because one day, i'll let her cum again. i just have to make her forget what it feels like first so she'll really appreciate the ones she'll get after

[thetac0wh0re]

Oh to be on a balcony sipping a cocktail with the love of my life 😩😮‍💨

[helluvabased]

In all seriousness though, fantastic new V-Day drops from Sharkrobot for Helluva Boss

[cowboy-like-m3]

That gap between lewis and 1st is just getting bigger 💀

[givennnnnn]

the way that elle grabs tao's face AAAAAAAAA

[silverdelirium]

can you imagine being in the first world countries and just getting to study the dumbest shit and still get paid good. HA

[formulaonedirection]

Every time someone of note dies