Sons of Ragnar When They’re Sick
Bjorn:
Attempts to sweat it out hitting the gym
Refuses to accept he is actually sick
Can't sleep and resorts to excessive caffeine
Sick? No, he doesn't get sick
Flu sweat is not sexy
Calls his mom to bring him soup and more Red Bull
Eventually drugged by crushed cold meds in his protein shake
Ubbe:
The world is ending!
He is going to die!
There is no hope!
Pass him his will, now!
Small cold? More like the plague!
He can't feel his face!
Oh gods! This is it! There is a light!
Hvitserk:
Takes a blanket to the couch and stays there
Wanders to the bathroom and bed when he needs to
Bring snacks!
Beer is not proper fluids, despite his argument
Extra cuddly
Likes his back and tummy rubbed
Needs constant attention
Sigurd:
Nothing some turmeric and cider vinegar won't fix
Hot baths and hot tea!
Sleeps more than usual
Organic cotton tissues only please!
Doctors? They're only trying to sell him on big chemical corporations
Makes extra massage, reflexology, reiki, aura clearing, and naturopath appointments
This is obviously Ivar's doing sneezing near him three weeks ago
Ivar:
Don't talk to him!
Don't touch him!
Does he look like he's feeling okay?
The flu is worse than any pain he has ever felt!
An excuse to be even grumpier than usual
Squash soup? The cure all!
Only two days? That felt like a lifetime!
requested by @kenzieam