What other colors would you wear besides gold?
My dear questioner... what wouldn't I wear? 👑✨ The possibilities are endless!! Imagine... When words fail. 📝❌ When diplomacy crumbles. ⚖️💥 When all seems lost. 😱🫠
The colors activate. 💥🌈 Like a tactical response. 🎯 Like divine intervention. 🌟
Like a Kool-Aid superpower. 🥤💥🔥
1- 💖 Pink - The “I Will Absolutely Get My Way” Kool-Aid Effect 💕👑 Flavor: Bubblegum power. (or: Oops, did I just manipulate you?)
“Please? you wouldn’t deny me, would you?” 🥺🥺🥺👑 (A tactical nuke of charm)
Elrond folds instantly. 🫠📜 (Poor boy never stood a chance.) Galadriel mutters but obeys. 😒 (She KNOWS this game. And she HATES it.) Celebrimbor: Signs before realizing what happened. ✒️😵 (He blacked out.) Círdan just sighs and gives him a knowing look. 🍷 (He’s seen this trick for centuries.)
2- 🟠 Orange - The “Not My Problem” Kool-Aid Effect 🧡👀 Flavor: Tangy citrus. The taste of expertly dodging responsibility.
🚨 CRISIS INCOMING. 🚪 EXIT LOCATED. 🚶♂️ HE’S ALREADY GONE. 🚨
“Elrond, deal with this.” 📜💨 (He wasn’t even in the room!!!)
Elrond: Materializes out of thin air. ⚡😰 (There is no escape.) Celebrimbor: Somehow gets put in charge. ⚒️🫠 (Disaster pending.) Galadriel: Steps up. ⚔️🔥 (We are now at war.)
Círdan: sighs and begins preemptive damage control. 💀 (He’s already writing the apology letters.)
3- 🟡 Yellow - The “Sunshine and Lies” Kool-Aid Effect ☀️🍋 Flavor: Tastes like optimism. But there is something… sinister.
“No, no, everything is fine.” 😇👑 (HE IS: L.Y.I.N.G.)
Elrond: Visibly sweating. 📜😨 He knows. He has never NOT known. (His instincts are screaming. 🤨) Galadriel: Already plotting five moves ahead. (She KNOWS.) 🔪✨ Celebrimbor: (Muttering) He is fixing the problem. This is worse. ⚒️👀 Círdan?: Unbothered. Unshaken. Unmoved🍷 (Has seen worse.) ☀️ “If I smile, they won’t notice the crisis.” (Narrator: They noticed.) 4- 🟥 Red - The “Oh No, Oh NO, OH YEAH” Kool-Aid Man Effect 🔥🚪Flavor: Pure Fëanorian Energy. We Are All Going to Die
🚨 RED LIGHTS. HORNS. WALLS CRUMBLE. 🚨
“You did WHAT???” 👑💢 (Full-body crisis loading… 99%… 100%.. 120%.) Celebrimbor: stutters. ⚒️😨 (Mithril is definitely involved.) Elrond: Opens mouth. Closes mouth. Blinks. 📜😶 (I need a drink. I need a new job.) Círdan: downs his entire drink. 🍷💀 (And orders another.) Galadriel: Cracks knuckles. Sharpens sword. ⚔️🔥 (Assassin mode: ACTIVATED. Bloodlust: LOADING…)
🔺 Somewhere, a wall explodes. 💥🚪👹 🔻 A Balrog may or may not be involved. 🐉🔥
🥤 OH YEAH. 🥤 (---Sauron, probably grinning in the distance. 😈🥤.)