Vanya: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Klaus: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Five: Then you’re poisonous, you idiot!
Diego: What if it bites itself and I die?
Vanya: That’s voodoo.
Klaus: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Five: That's correlation, not causation.
Diego: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Klaus: That’s kinky ;)












