Okay so consider this: Casey Jones with long hair.
long enough to have braids, long enough it reaches halfway or more down his back. Long Hair Jones, everyone.
neat in theory, right? but it is simultaneously a wonderful and terrible idea. here’s some reasons why:
pro: braids! hair parties with April! its pretty and fun!
con: he doesn't fucking wash EVER.
pro: Raph can use his shitty hair as emergency pigeon nesting.
con: bird crap that Casey is too lazy to wash out.
pro: Donnie can use the excess grease for his machines.
con: Donnie will only approach his hair for oil extraction while wearing a hazmat suit.
further con: Donnie is the only one in the family besides Leo who fucking showers, and has to shove Casey under a hose and hold him there when the grease hits toxic levels.
further further further con: Donnie moves out for a week because of this because oh god he can't he just CANT ANYMORE GUYS
he ends up moving to the Palace of Hygiene and Hair Products aka Karai and Shinigami’s Perfect Lesbian Aparthotel and Spa.