I love recommending things to my friends (like music) because I get to describe it horribly, for example two very different songs I have recommended to two very different people I have described as:
Guy sings about the date he imagined he had with a boy who is now dead in front of the boys parents
And
Boy sings about how it pisses him off nobody understands the girl he murdered in cold blood
And it's just so funny to see these people's reactions when I do this








