“What are you doing in here? This is the girls locker room!”
Sorry miss. I’m new. The guys said this was where to look for the college’s best tight end.
“And you fell for that? Not much of a jock are you? Didn’t they also tell you it’s forbidden to “come inside”?
Yeah, they did say something like that, but I was too busy trying to remember the directions.
“Well it’s actually not, you know. Not for players who don’t act like jocks. Would you like to? Cum inside? There’s some truth to my nickname.”
Miss?
“Jeez, you are green. Just lock the door. Phys ed class has begun. First up - bench pressing.”
“Wow! That was some workout, new boy. Hope I lived up to my nickname?”
Totally miss.
“Good. Now, just so you know, my other popular nickname is ‘wide receiver’...”
