Aug 7, 2019
These two seriously can’t keep their hands off of each other. Get a room, you two.
Whitney: This is our house. You leave.
Ok, you got me. Carry on.
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These two seriously can’t keep their hands off of each other. Get a room, you two.
Whitney: This is our house. You leave.
Ok, you got me. Carry on.
Jacob: May I have this dance, my love?
Whitney: As long as you don’t mind if I step on your toes.
These two use to tear up the dance floor (Whitney is a party animal) back in the day. Their favorite spot was the festivals solely for showing off their moves. Guess some things don’t go away with age :’)
Whitney: Oh, honey, are you okay? I bet there’s a lot of emotions you’re having to deal with right now. But trust me, your father and I are the least of your concerns right now. We love you, and we will support you in whatever way we can during this.
Savannah: So, you’re not mad?
Whitney: Mad? Oh, heaven’s no! You’re a Young Adult, and I know you will deal with this. Plus, who doesn’t want grandbabies! Now, bring that belly over here so I can talk to my future mini-me.
Savannah: You’re taking this a lot better than I expected. A lot better than I took it.
Whitney: Well, I’m not carrying a dang baby for 9 months! Here, take this pregnancy book. I read it when I carried you girls and it made the whole thing a lot more manageable and a lot less scary.
Savannah: Thanks, mom.
Savannah: Huh. That went a lot better than I expected.
Savannah: Ok. We’ve got this, little baby. We can tell her.
Whitney: Hi, Sav. Do you need something?
Savannah: Hey, mom. We need to talk.
Whitney: Is everything okay?
Savannah: Well, not really. I’m--...Well, I’m pregnant, mom.
Cue the :O face
Whitney: Girls! Dance with your momma! Shake it!
Emmie: Are we really going to do this?
Savannah: This baby has gotta come out one way or the other. And I’m not dancing alone. Plus, we’ve got mooooves.
Whitney: That’s the spirit! Now let loose! Partyyyyy!
I love them all, even if they *are* freaks.
I guess the online dating panned out. Savannah has been texting/calling with a guy she met online for a little over a week now. She finally is going to meet up with him, and she wanted her mom’s approval.
Savannah: Look, I know it’s not the traditional way of meeting someone, but it’s the future of dating! Plenty of famous people met through online dating! Sarah Paulson and Holland Taylor met online!
Whitney: I have no clue who those people are. But I love you and trust your judgement. I want you to find all the happiness in the world, little one.
Savannah: I love you, mom.
Whitney: I love you, too. Now, go get ‘em!
Whitney and Jacob both aged up at the same time and got stuck in a loop of clapping for each other.
Whitney: Congrats to you!
Jacob: No congrats to you.
Whitney: No congrats to YOU!
Okay, freaks. Happy birthday.
They’re so pure. I love them sooooo much.
You can’t see in this picture, but Jacob is dreaming about Whitney.