#whxskeyblues

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     "----I'm sorry,           what did you want me to do again?" 

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     "You're great and all--           but you're giving me chest pains."

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     "See, this is exactly why I chose to push      my teaching degree to the side. I cannot      stand to be around kids for this long."

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     "You're satisfying to look at--           Not as satisfying as Maika Maile,                but still.. pretty satisfying."

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     "Yeah! And then we can skip      through a meadow and hold      hands and sing show tunes.      Long story short-- no."