Do You Have Chicken
now this one comes from a friend of mine they were working the late shift at this 24-hour Superstore when the phone rings as they put it there is a man with an Indian accent on the other one on the other end and he asks "do you sell chicken" my friend was amazed as would anyone be this was Superstore they sold all kinds of chicken so they ask "Yes is there a specific kind you're looking for" but this guy just says "how much is chicken"at this they just didn't know what to say so they ask the question again and the man answers in frustrated tone "how much is chicken" so my friend just makes up a price "$8.95" they say and the guy responds with "do you deliver" my friend answers with "no" but the guy I guess doesn't hear them and again says "do you deliver"at this point my friend just could not take it anymore and just hung up but it wasn't over for the next hour the guy would call the store my friend would answer and complain that they hung up my friend would just say oh we just got disconnected the phones are old and then he'd ask "do you deliver" after the first few times when when they answer the phone and I heard it was the guy that automatically hang up and this is why my friend says they hate answering the phone at work