Jan 5, 2020
Me, telling Rose to get a cup of tea: I imagine he’ll drink it in the kitchen, maybe sat at the table
Rose:
…It didn’t even fulfil his hygiene need.
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Me, telling Rose to get a cup of tea: I imagine he’ll drink it in the kitchen, maybe sat at the table
Rose:
…It didn’t even fulfil his hygiene need.
rose is very adamant that her children grow up to be baseball stars
forgive me
me: i don't feel good and im really really tired and i should go to sleep like right now me: ...... me to me: drink soda me: ok that sounds like a good idea
ok but i honest to god just thought "i would die for plants" which like,,,,, is totally true. i fuckign love plants
MY SISTER MICROWAVED AN ANT
me @ me: sHUT THE FUCk UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT!!!!!!!! THE FUCK!!!!!! UP!!!! SHUT HTE FCUK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!! UP!!!!!!!!! SHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHASHSHSH SHUT THE FUCK UP
me: *laughs hysterically for 30+ minutes*
me: im fine im fine im fine im fine im fine im fine im fine im fine im fine im fine fine fine fine im fine im fine im fine im fi-aHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA