Wait a minute ! Am I just high or has anyone ever remarked that guys’ wallets never have pockets for coins and that women’s wallets do. I mean, cis couples could be considered a good match because the dude can put his coins in his wife’s purse, but then you think of the poor wife whose wallet is so heavy. And gay guys? They’re destined to put their coins in their pockets, how inconvenient... And lesbian couples? They have twice as much space together ! They’re so lucky, it’s so nice to have a lot of change, they can have so many gums in the gumball machines !!!










