I have a problem with job applications
I went through the trouble of making a Curriculum Vitae, which for those of you that don’t know is just a giant, monster resume with everything I’ve ever done including my sneezing habits on it.
All my education is on there. Every job I have ever had (dog sitting, house sitting, baby sitting, and that one time my grandma paid me to clean her glasses included) is on there. Where the job was located, how long I stayed there, and what my responsibilities were are included as well. Every performance opportunity from the last 8 years is on there as well. It is all inclusive. Everything I’ve ever done of any importance is on there. I even thought about putting the time that I walked 30 minutes across Minneapolis to go to a church for three weeks while I was there. But that didn’t seem to be relevant to my work history. But if I am asked one more time after I have already attached my CV to a job application to detail my work, education, or performance history, I am going to throw a fit.