Everyday
Mom: EM!
Me: Yeah?
Mom: EM!
Me: What?!
Mom: EMERSON!
Me: Fuck I'm dead

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Everyday
Mom: EM!
Me: Yeah?
Mom: EM!
Me: What?!
Mom: EMERSON!
Me: Fuck I'm dead
Ahahahah I hate when this happens 😂😂 She calls you like is the end of the world ! Then it doesn’t respond 😂 #whymom • • • • • #digital #comic #digitalart #comics #comicbook #comicbooks #comicart #digitalpainting #cartoon #doodle #digitaldrawing #photoshop #geek #wacom #webcomic #graphicnovel #adobe #oc #digitalartist #sketch #originalcharacter #character #ghost_twf #fox #whitefox #momcalling #screaming #noresponse #funny #relatable https://www.instagram.com/p/B3xaEYsJs--/?igshid=122jkxp7xoi5o
Yesterday was gorgeous out. Today the sun is hiding and it's miserable out there. This pretty lady is always gorgeous though! #Ember #daughter #toddler #whymom #sunny #warm #dayforshorts #blessed (at Kitchener, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxw_wBdnkG9/?igshid=ofojgfaxyqdl
Why did the watermelon go crazy? . He lost his rind. . . . #momjokes #momlife #whymom #watermelon #toddlerlife (at Venice, California) https://www.instagram.com/mamamorningnews/p/BwAuja9H7o8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=oivam0l1edyw
I've made so many gay comments to my mom and she still asks when I'm going to get a boyfriend, like no mom
My mom has this annoying habit of always, literally always, going to the bathroom when I have to go in there and get ready.
Doesn’t matter if I have to be at school at 8 and she at work at 10, she always gets ready when I have to.
And she wakes up at least 1 hour before me.
Like how is that even possible
No.1 request from my mom whenever im on vacay. So you can only imagine how filled up our fridge door is 😂 #whymom #tbt #scotland (at Scotland)
Sisters: *watching Bee movie*
Me: the bee movie is so creepy. A human woman falls in love with a bee.
Mom: I guess you could call it BEEstiallity!
Me: *rolls eyes*