Wicked witch of knee caps.
Kneecap cackles, tickles, and tumbles,
Sterling the short witch swoops down, kids chuckle and crumble!
Giggles and grins, gleeful and grand,
Wicked fun and frolic across the land!
In the realm of humor, where the playful roam free,
Lives Sterling, the short witch, ruler of kneecaps, that's she!
Standing at 4' 3" with a stature so neat,
Yet with a heart so wicked, no one can beat.
Her eyes change color, brown some days, gold the next,
Her gaze is a spell, leaving everyone perplexed.
A two-tone ponytail, braided with care,
And claw-like fingers that wiggle in the air.
Her lips, oh those lips, full and divine,
Like poison candy, sweet but malign.
You'd dare not kiss them, not for hours nor more,
Their magic's a curse, like legends of yore.
Kneecap cackles, tickles, and tumbles,
Sterling the short witch swoops down, kids chuckle and crumble!
Giggles and grins, gleeful and grand,
Wicked fun and frolic across the land!
Sterling the short witch, ruler of kneecaps,
She cackles and claps, oh what mishaps!
With her broomstick, she swoops down low,
Tickling knees wherever she goes.
In her green hat and red boots, so bold,
She gives children a fit before bedtime told.
"Beware Sterling!" the parents say,
"She'll make your knees giggle all day!"
But little Toby had a clever plan,
To outwit Sterling, brave little man.
He wore thick socks up to his thighs,
And practiced laughing to her surprise.
Kneecap cackles, tickles, and tumbles,
Sterling the short witch swoops down, kids chuckle and crumble!
Giggles and grins, gleeful and grand,
Wicked fun and frolic across the land!
The witch swooped in with her usual flair,
But Toby's giggles filled the air.
Instead of fright, he gave her cheer,
And Sterling began to disappear.
Her magic fizzled, her powers drained,
Toby's laughter had Sterling chained.
The short witch of the kneecaps fled,
And Toby tucked himself into bed.
From that day on, the children knew,
Laughter's magic sees them through.
The witch's mischief turned to fun,
All thanks to Toby, brave little one!
So here's to Sterling the short witch, so grand,
A woman of malice, with a treacherous hand.
With eyes that ensnare and a smile that deceives,
She's the spellbinding force that no heart relieves.
Kneecap cackles, tickles, and tumbles,
Sterling the short witch swoops down, kids chuckle and crumble!
Giggles and grins, gleeful and grand,
Wicked fun and frolic across the land!
The Mischievous Adventures of Sterling the Short Witch
