#wifewords

[in-mutual-weirdness]

Why are you looking for absolute moral truth in the world of, "Haha, it depends, bro"

[tishmywifesays]

Husband: "Surfs up on the party train!"

We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense.

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[tishmywifesays]

Husband: "She can't eat without farting either." #wifesays #nonsensewife #wifewords #shitmywifesays #shitpost #shitpostdaily #funnyshit #funnymom #wifelife #positivevibes

We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense.

[tishmywifesays]

Husband: “I think she meant she’d like to be a fly on the wall. To spy on someone.” We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and Follow if you like nonsense.

[tishmywifesays]

Husband: "Good bread turns her on." We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense. Visit: https://tishmywifesays.com/

[tishmywifesays]

Husband: "She means she wishes they could talk back." 

 We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense.

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[tishmywifesays]

Husband: "My lady’s stomach doth not greedily roar." 

 We post new word salad every Wednesday. Comment and follow if you like nonsense. 

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