#wig master

[notruvik]

[thewigmaster]

[yesnowhatno]

The plane I am waiting on has your name printed on the wings

When it lands i'll eat the paint off.

I will spank 🤚your ass 🍑so hard😩

You will hate the wig master 🤬

But I will put 2 ✌️pillows on your dining room chair🪑

You’re like a parrot🦜

Something that belongs to me 🤚 and not you 🫵

Loneliness isn’t being alone…

It’s when someone loves you❤️

And you don’t have it in you to love them back💔

Look at my hair 💇‍♀️

It’s a dirty little mop crying😿 for you to send it away 👋

All a guy👱‍♂️ needs

Is a chance to pull off my clothes 👕👖

And snicker “try harder”

If you mail me a toy😏

I will use it

But that is the most I have to offer.

“Do you want to see my panties” 🥵 is the last things I will ever say to you

“I want to finger every teenager I see”🤨 is the last thing you will ever say to me

Don’t make fun of my night out🤬🤬🤬

[thewigmaster]

Organic Death. Photo credit: @dee

[thewigmaster]

The Wig Master

[thewigmaster]

I am the Wig Master.

[thewigmaster]

Witness Me!

[thewigmaster]

The Wig Master.