On the topic of UF!Sans working at a bakery: consider, it's a flower shop instead. He /loves/ working there, mainly because it gives him an excuse to be the big nerd he is without people making fun of him, and also, he thinks roses are cool. "bro, check this out. these flowers just sit there looking pretty, but if anything tries to take a bite outta 'em, THEY GET STABBED. they're even in our kingdom's national color code! the popular ones are the same color as BLOOD. THIS IS SO METAL BRO"
This is adorable oml














