Why is Barry Banned From the Kitchen

“Barry was taught to cook by a school cafeteria.” • icon is by glowbat Meet the Mods

[foxaes]

Ive been home alone for three days

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barrys banned because he, in front of everyones eyes, got a lemon from the fridge and peeled it before eating it in fucking slices like its a damned mandarin. yes, this is a thing my friend does and she deserves to be shamed for her Food Crimes.

Mod Krav would do this as well. Good crime hell. -mid taako

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Barry is banned from the kitchen because he broiled cookies and then ate the soupy cookies

[internetplz]

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barry's banned from the kitchen because Taako made cookies which Barry then used to dip in his instant ramen juice

HEY AWFUl

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Thought this blog was dead, so glad to hear it’s not. Also I dunked a cheez-it into milk the other day. It wasn’t that good.

Nah we’re just all super super busy these days ; - ;

DID U THINK IT WOULD BE

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I duncked my Cheerios in coffee this morning and they were like riiight under the cusp of being edible

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Thought this blog was dead, so glad to hear it’s not. Also I dunked a cheez-it into milk the other day. It wasn’t that good.

Nah we’re just all super super busy these days ; - ;

DID U THINK IT WOULD BE

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Barry is banned for making barbecue tuna fish. And enjoying it. (I saw this on a tlc show and legit gagged)

u and the last anon need to start a club

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Barry is banned because he tried to cook tuna fish covered in crushed cheese its! Taako was like bb.b, bith h what the fuck and he’s like this is how my family makes tuna! :) (this is a real meal my cousins tried to feed me once :) i was seven :) i cried :) it was so disgusting)

n o

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Barry is banned from the kitchen for grilling (and burning) eggo waffles on the barbeque like a goddamn heathen

bARRY may be valid on this one we only have a toaster oven and it functions as a small grill HOWEVER having used this now, It SUCKS IT ONLY MAKES HALF A WAFFLE CRISPY! THE OTHER HALF IS SOGGY AND COLDER!

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So powdered eggs are in fact a real goddamn thing

YEP! I’m very sure barry was taught to cook by a school cafeteria

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i once went to a restaurant where they put sugar on their French fries instead of salt. I’m not talking about sweet potato fries. No. Real Idaho potato made fries, but covered in sugar. some unholy mojo

One time i accidentally put sugar on my fries bc id never seen a sugar shaker before but i still ate them and it wasnt the worst thing ever

[yeahdragon]

yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade

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i hope to god im doing this right

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im not sure how to feel about this

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update: the gatorade didnt give the rice any flavor as i had hoped but the color is nice? Anyway i slapped some sweet chili sauce on it and now im eating the gatorade rice abomination while playing destiny 2

it looks fucking disgusting i know but it just tastes like rice

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LAMBASTED FOR RICE CRIMES

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Barry is banned from the kitchen because he burned his nips cooking shirtless

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Is this still alive?

We’re on summer break! barry is fucking up in a kitchen somewhere in the tropics! We’ll be back in a few weeks -Mod Magic Brain

[grad-school-fool]

Listen I know, as a white person, that we have bad taste in food but today my friend told me he eats mac and cheese with apple sauce mixed in and I almost died

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