I am in hystarics over this story have the transcript
1:38:27 https://youtu.be/5S6tRS_RxOI
Techno: Can’t believe you’ve injured your hand, couldn’t be me.
Wilbur: Didn’t-wait, can you tell the story [laughs]
Techno: Alright, it’s a, it’s a fantastic story, so I, my dad came up with this new method for us to cook steaks, where like, you put it, you put it over the stove for a bit, but you can’t do that the whole time, because then the outside gets all [overcooked]-
Wilbur: is-isn’t that just a Brisket, then?
Techno, closer to the microphone: I don’t know what made up words you’re making up right now but I’m gonna continue my story. So anyways, and then you put it in the oven, for like five, ten minutes or whatever, and then you take it out, and the problem is the first time I did this, I- I instinctively just, like, “oh, theres the handle, of, of the uh, of the pan, I can touch that, ‘cause, that’s always fine,” anyways that burned me the first time and I thought, well, you know what? Millions of years of evolution have hardcoded our brains to not make the same mistake twice, especially with something like “fire hot,” alright?
Anyways, I burned my hand a second time and I’m like you know what? There’s just no way my brain hasn’t internalized- so anyways the other day, I was like, “I want to make a steak,” and so, I was tryin, when it was done and I was tryin to get the steak out and I was like “ok I need, I need some leverage to pick up the steak and put it on my plate, so I’m just gonna grab this handle firmly” so anyways so I was in unbearable agony for the next four hours. [both laugh] I went to my discord for help and they all just kept making fun of me
Wilbur: see, the way you told the story, uh, to me, before, just made it sound like you just, full, like, flat palm to your stove [both laugh]
Techno: [imitating Wilburs version of the story] I SEE A SPIDER! AHH! [slams hand on table] [wilbur laughs]