#HappyNoChillKangCarolDay
Dear Carol, Carlo, Dumbpling, Kang Potter, fellow #acecrew affiliate, one of my extremely lovely internet big sisters, another short person, Seung-yoon, Kang bias, lover of Winners, world record holder for Person With The Least Chill,
Before I dive headlong into the cheese you know all too well I have gathered up for this special day, let me unleash the weird.
I actually have no idea what the point of this was
Now I have depressed you with the fact that you may never be as talented as I am when it comes to editing (ikr, hearts my break, don't cry bb) let's move swiftly on into raw sap.
HOW DID WE GET FROM THE TOP'A THE WORLD TO THE BOTTOM OF THE HEAAAAT
I started putting my words together on the 7th September because I knew it would be difficult to write this - there is so much to love about you and so much about you to be thankful for that writing about it is really tough. You deserve something a bit long. Something as honest and pure as you are. ^^
I never really ever say to you directly how much I love you - I love you so much, I really really do, and I hope you know that - it's the kind of awkward feeling I get around a sister lol <3 I can rant for hours to you about how much I appreciate you but never properly say that I love you; THE AFFECTION IS VERY MUCH THERE!!!!!11!!1! I absolutely adore you and I'm so thankful to have you as a friend. I really don't feel deserving, and I count myself a very lucky person to know and be close with someone as cool and open and individual and funny and intelligent as you. You really are adorable. Adorable in the sense that what you do is cute, but also adorable in the sense that it's so easy to love you. ;;
Where is this thing going? idek bruh
It actually blows my mind!! You were the very person I'd constantly backtrack and favourite a stream of your tweets and ogle over, and really really wish I was cool enough to participate in your mature/hilarious conversations. I never realised how easy it would be to approach you and laugh with you, and ahhhh now look at all of us ;__; I count many of my life lessons towards you and #acecrew, soooooo many, so thank you endlessly. I also now love having a more personal view of how much of a supreme dork you can be sometimes lol, AND IT'S THE BEST. Dorks5Lyfe.
You're so talented, Carlo. You define the word. So very clever and wise, and so good at the internet thing; so well spoken and creative in a way I could only ever dream to be. I hope you can always keep your head up, and love who you are, because you're a complete wonder.
So I wish you the happiest birthday ever!!! We all do, we all love you a giant lot. Fingers crossed that your day includes cake. (//sends virtual nice cake)
Mountains of love and mountains of chill,
ONE LAST THING. I'm rlly generous so I thought I'd give you a smashing storyline to base a fic off. Usually I'd keep such wordy magic to myself, but it's ur bday and ur cool I guess so I'll let you have it.
Foreword
Seung-yoon, Kang had a perfect life; everyone knew the name of the boy with reckless, old-school rocker hair and a real knack for cheerleading. There wasn’t a soul on site who didn’t think he was the Winner.
But his life went totally haywire the second his wide, delicate eyes met a mysterious guy, Song Minho, with hella strong eyebrow game at his local bakery…. especially when he didn’t notice the magic beans slipped within the indecipherable, smoky layers of his shredded porn bun.
Indeed, Seung-yoon, Kang woke in a harsh sweat, bedsheets clinging to his flippers…flippers?!!1!
"Those beans !" he cried, desperately.
Here came the days in which our heroic cheerleader possessed no chill, in which the child plunged into the life of a full-fledged penguin.
I'm on the edge of my seat.
(The biggest crime of this fic draft was spelling Mino’s name with an H.)
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