[text - wild bobcat] Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn’t involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
[text - wild bobcat] I think we both got wasted last night at your coworker's party... But my statement from earlier remains once you get back from the drugstore with the aspirins... I want one of these 3 options above!
Texts From Last Night For The Partying Muse
[ text - wildcat ]: If you can party all night long you surely can go to university. I won't be easy, but I'm sure you can make it through today's lectures.
[ text - wildcat ]: I will be back with the aspirins in a few minutes and I also got you some breakfast. Which maybe has some bacon in it. You will just have to wait and see. Also I didn't drink as much as you did so after taking some painkillers to make sure I stay okay I will be off to work after coming home for a few minutes.