#wildchampion

[st0rmyskies]

Digital Footprint Update

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

@poodle-anon treats us to another Wild/Champion update of this explicit story, and dare I say this one is spicier than the last!

[loz-positivity]

        @wild-champion​ ; I absolutely love wild-champion and their take on Link, no matter which version they're working with. Reading their work is always a joy, and I really hope the mun is doing well. I don't interact with them beyond sending asks now and then, but seeing them on my dash always brightens my day, and I wanted to let them and everyone else know that. Also I think that the Wreck It Ralph game verse they have is amazing, and it would be fun to see more people do that sort of thing with them! -- anon

[purplestarreddestiny]

@wild-champion​

Jotaro had traveled to Hyrule following a troubling figure that appeared in a spirit photo Joseph had made. Making his way to Kakariko Village, Jotaro walked around the town, holding out a photograph with Calamity Ganon’s image on it. “Are you familiar with this image?” Jotaro questioned around.

[picorihero]

@wild-champion

The young blacksmith had grown accustomed to the new state of Hyrule, though unnerved by its drastic changes. He traveled far to find something familiar to hold onto and his mind drifted to the elusive picori who lived to aid the humans and hylians of the land. Yet wherever he searched, there was no sign no word of their existence. 

Tired, Link sought refuge on the root of a tree that pulled itself from the earth in an arc. Nature’s bench for the small and weary. And with his arm propped over his knee with his chin resting in his hand, he listlessly watched the deer grazing in the misty woods. If they weren’t so skittish, he would have asked them if they knew of his old friends. Before he could take in a breath to follow through, the deer scattered in a hurry leaving the boy on his lonesome. Puzzled, he frowned as they pranced further into the fog before his ears caught the noise that alerted them: footsteps. A soft crunch of fallen leaves and twigs from behind, Link looked over his shoulder at the approaching stranger and cast a friendly smile in greeting. 

While not entirely verbal, the boy was sociable and welcoming, accepting the stranger’s company in these Lost Woods.

[picorihero]

@wild-champion​:  Wild just like... "Hey let's jump off a cliff together and onto a Lynel's back and then beat said Lynel to death with a soup spoon s'gonna be great"

he’s only tagging along bc he doesn’t want you to get hurt.

[picorihero]

Courtesy of Wild… ( @wild-champion​ )

“A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP….BUMP….BUMP…” behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.

“The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster….faster…

"He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.

"With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything….all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin…and suddenly the coffin stops.”

He would laugh... if he wasn’t terrified of the idea of a sentient coffin chasing somebody. He couldn’t shake the image away despite the whole story being a joke. Though out of pity, or politeness, Mini tried to force a chuckle for Wild’s troubles of telling it...

He coughs.

[picorihero]

@wild-champion​ said:

Bad jokes you say?

Wild has been summoned.

“Who wears the biggest hat in the army? The one with the biggest head.

Barbers. You have to take your hat off to them.

I saw a Lynel wearing a very flamboyant hat the other day. I think it was a dandy lion.

What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around - I’ll go on a head.

Did you know you can make a hat our of any ship? You just flip it over, that way it’s capsized.

Never trust a man wearing a hat. There’s always something they’re trying to cover up.

Why do spies always wear hats? Because they are under cover.

I’d tell you a joke about my favorite hat. But I can’t remember it off the top of my head.

What do you call a hat with no legs? Handicap.

… Do jokes about hats go over your head?”

he is going to punch you

[mutedpetals-blog]

@wild-champion

➷➷  How long has it been since the memory of Hateno Village was last remembered? Memories of the life before the Calamity began to have holes after a long time of surviving in the forest home of Koroks and the wise Great Deku Tree. There had been communication problems for he could not sign to her and the Koroks had to write (mostly drawing instead) in the dirt of what that great tree had to say.

  Years upon years of no longer seeing another Hylian for it was a price to stay alive from the monsters that roamed the world everyone has come to know. Making herself busy hoping to find something interesting to do by following a few Koroks for they chirped yet she could never hear. 

  Ayrll’s hair had grown longer every year and wouldn’t cut it. She couldn’t bring herself too because each year was a reminder that Link was gone. Where was he? Was he even alive? ‘ Why are these guys so insisting on playing the same game? I can never win.’ Huffing in annoyance that the Koroks decided to play Hide n’ Seek, a game Ayrll did not enjoy with them.  

  And so, she decided to not play for this game can continue later and Ayrll began walking in a whole new direction. It reminded her of the time when their father would take her on peaceful walks after a thunderstorm had reached their abode. Ayrll always feared the thunder that roared across the lands for the vibration was too strong. 

 Lost in thoughts until she had shrieked in surprise when she had actually found a Korok hiding. ‘  Do they always have to do that? I could have had a heart attack!’ Grumbling with a weak smile.