do all of them. every single one. I want the suffer.
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[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] I know you’re still passed the fuck out so sorry if I’m ruining your beauty sleep, princess.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] I just wanted to tell you last night was amazing and we should definitely have a repeat, but next time at my place so I don’t have to sneak out your window at 7am.
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[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] I know I we both agreed that this isn’t going to be more then a summer fling, but I don’t think I can do that Kit.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] I like you a lot. more then I’ve liked anyone else, and I don’t want to be some story for you to tell your friends at your bachelorette party.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] I think I might be falling in love with you, and I don’t know what the fuck to do about it.
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[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] totally just ran into your dad on the way out this morning. [TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] I tried to tell him I was just a friend but I don’t know how believable that was when I had my underwear in my hand.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] soooooo have fun with that conversation and tell me how it goes.
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[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ WILDE] fucking shit Wilde I just said no to the hottest girl at this goddamn party tonight.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ WILDE] do you know why I said no? because of you!!![TEXT MESSAGE ✉ WILDE] I’ve been so fucking good lately. and it’s because I like really like you.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ WILDE] I like you so much I stopped smoking[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ WILDE] and I stopped fucking people[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ WILDE] and I even started wearing pants without holes in them! [TEXT MESSAGE ✉ WILDE] fuck I like you so much I want to scream[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ WILDE] mmm I wanna make you scream too[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ WILDE] I want to kiss you so bad.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ WILDE] fuck this party. I’m coming over. leave your window open.
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[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] so I went to the mall today and got us a few of those bath bombs your obsessed with. how bout you come over and we can try one out?[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] I’ll even give you a massage, help you relax.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] and after, I figure we can bring Richard out to play. I know how much you liked it last time.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] don’t even try to argue with me, I’m never going to forget your O face.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] and tonight I’m planning on seeing it at least twice.
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[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] what’s your opinion on aliens?[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] I’ve been googling the shit out of them and did you know Area 51 has been confirmed?![TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] Its been confirmed Kit. like, think of all the secrets they might have in there. imagine what the government is hiding from us. what if like, there have been dozens of alien landings throughout the year and the government was on top of it and just kidnapped all the aliens and confiscated their ships for testing and is trying to make all of the people who know shit keep quite?[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] that’s it. I’m planning a trip to Nevada.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] wanna be the Scully to my Mulder?[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] and don’t judge me, I’m high and watching x files.
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[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] If you’re so fucking pissed I deliberately broke up you and Ryder, why the hell are you even bothering with me?[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] so I broke you two up, big fucking deal. clearly you weren’t that upset about it or you wouldn’t have let me crawl in your bed.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] Ryder’s nothing special. and neither was your goddamn relationship. even if I didn’t intervene, you two would be through by graduation.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] let’s be real here Kitty, you’re pissed I got you to admit you liked me. and you had to deal with the consequences of it.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] news fucking flash, the world isn’t all rainbows, and your life isn’t always going to be perfect.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] If you don’t want to be with me, just say it. but don’t make some bullshit excuse up about being pissed for what I did to you and Ryder. I made my intentions clear from the start. you knew I wanted you.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] If you’re pissed about that, be mad at yourself. at the end of the day, you’re the one who cheated. you’re the one who broke you two up. not me.
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[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ WILDE] If we’re going to do this dating thing, I have one condition. you need to be nice to Marley. she’s my best friend, and she’s not going anywhere.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ WILDE] If you don’t start changing your attitude soon, I’m going to start with holding orgasms.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ WILDE] you’re choice, Kit.
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[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] hey so I know it’s late or whatever, and I’m now really allowed at your place, but can you pick me up?[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] my dad’s going a lil crazy right now and some shit went down, and I can’t be here tonight.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] normally I wouldn’t both you with this. Marls it cool with letting me stay at her place, but she’s on her first date with Ryder and I can’t ruin that.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] can you just get back to me soon?[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] I’m really scared Kit. I’ve never seen him this bad.
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[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] happy one year babe.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] I know we’ve been through like a pile of shit, but it was worth it. you make me happier then I’ve ever been.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] Its kinda crazy coz I never thought we’d be here, but I’m so fucking glad we are.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] I love you so much.
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[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ WILDE] look we’ve been doing whatever this is for weeks now and as much as I’m totally fine with being your dirty little secret, I’m getting kinda tired of telling Marls I don’t know what the fuck is going on with us.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ WILDE] so that’s what I’m asking. what is this? like... what do you want from me?
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[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] I GOT INTO ART SCHOOL![TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] LIKE HOLY SHIT KIT, I ACTUALLY GOT IN.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? BABE I’M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF LIMA.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] I’m already looking at dorms and shit in Chicago. If I don’t get an apartment and go to student housing route, I’m getting a private room for when you come and visit.
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[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] I’m seriously Marls. Like, Kitty hasn’t come out and said it, but it’s heavily implied Lynn does not know what the fuck he’s doing in bed. Either learn to be vocal, or learn to finish yourself off. I’m going to the sex store this weekend, you should come with and we’ll get you a vibrator.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] Fuck.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] hey babe.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] any requests? I’m going to the sex store this weekend
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[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] I uh... I got kicked out of my house.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] normally I’d say fuck it because I’ve got Momma Rose and Marley who would take me in, but my dad kinda gave me a choice.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] basically if I don’t clean up my act he’s refusing to pay for college. and we both know I can’t afford that shit.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] he’s making me break this off.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] Kit I’m so sorry, you know I love you, but I can’t give up college. It’s my only way out.[TEXT MESSAGE ✉ KITKAT] I'm sorry Kit.
