#wildeisms

[enklavefest]

Brick by Brick, Hand in Hand (5531 words) by wildeisms Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Klaus Hargreeves/David "Dave" Katz, Luther Hargreeves/Sloane Hargreeves Characters: David "Dave" Katz, Klaus Hargreeves, Sloane Hargreeves, Luther Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves, Number Two | Ben Hargreeves, Lila Pitts, Allison Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Rachel Herschberger Additional Tags: Background Diego Hargreeves/Lila Pitts, Background Allison Hargreeves/Raymond Chestnut, Post-Season/Series 03, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Timeline Shenanigans, Recovery, Mystery, Domesticity, Mental Health Issues, Rated E for later chapters Summary: Dave wakes up with memories of another life. Something is wrong with the world, and the only way for him to make it through is with the help of his literal dream man… if only he can find him. Written for the prompt 'Dave adapting to life in the 21st century'.

Read it here.

[gideonthefirst]

you're karamo bro you give off almost exactly the same vibes

This is literally the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

[apricitic]

once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. then you have to send this to your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) <3

see i love getting this from u bc U Sweetie but i hate getting this from u bc our favorite followers have overlap. i dont want to double ask anyone. i gotta just sort of guess who u already got and hope u got them. why do u make my life so difficult trist, i paused RPDR:AS2 for u

anyway

I’m an exceptionally dedicated and passionate person towards things i decide i want to pursue (writing, activism, etc)

im able to click with new people quickly and on the same note i become good friends with people easily!

im someone a lot of people feel comfortable talking to and asking for advice from and generally im the type who can help close friends whether its by giving advice, doing favors, or just being there so theyre not alone when theyre upset 

im also not a pushover, though. ive learned to stand up for myself and set clear boundaries and tell people if i need some time to take care of myself. 

im gay as heck

[enklavefest]

Show Me Off (3329 words) by wildeisms Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Klaus Hargreeves/David "Dave" Katz Characters: Klaus Hargreeves, David "Dave" Katz Additional Tags: Exhibitionism, Anal Sex, Choking, Love Bites, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot Summary: Klaus, Dave, and a full-length balcony window. Written for the prompt 'subtle exhibitionism'.

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[gideonthefirst]

also "girls girls girls" for the same meme make a gaylist (gay playlist)

1. Hey There Delilah - Jessica Manning2. Jessie’s Girl - Mary Lambert3. Sleepover - Hayley Kiyoko4. Girl - The Internet5. Boyfriend - Tegan & Sarah6. April’s Fool - Angel Haze7. She Keeps Me Warm - Mary Lambert8. Drop Dead Gorgeous - April Smith & The Great Picture Show9. Histories - Erin Mckeown

[gideonthefirst]

"the tristan wildeisms playlist" for the ask meme thing 😎

Ooooh gay

The Show Must Go On - QueenThere Is A Light That Never Goes Out - The SmithsStorm Song - PhildelBo$$ - Fifth HarmonyDie Young - KeshaNew Perspective - Panic! At The DiscoWelcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical RomanceTemporary Bliss - The Cab

[gideonthefirst]

6, 11, 12, 21, 135?

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? 

Girls. Writers. People who listen when you talk.

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

Answered!

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? 

Answered, but I’ll give you another five:

Call Off Your Ghost - Dessa

Yellow Flicker Beat - Lorde

Sleepover - Hayley Kiyoko

When You Sleep - Mary Lambert

No More Sad Songs - Little Mix

21. What are your bad habits? 

Not responding to messages, cracking my knuckles, procrastinating

135. Dumbest lie you ever told? 

Can’t remember anything specific

[gideonthefirst]

yfip wildeisms

Oooh boy

YFIP: @wildeisms

- has been writing and posting absurd amounts and making me feel bad about myself- the most kinkshameable person I have ever met- human embodiment of Dragon Bros- gets me into book series with too many books that I cannot AFFORD- emo