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star trek mcdonalds au. ALSO I JUST CLICKED ON THE MORE LINK ON YOUR BLOG FUCK U JULIAN WOW
ahHAHAHHAHA SUCK IT TED
disclaimer i have no idea how mcdonalds works so
pike is the manager and fields approximately ten thousand complaints each day, ranging from “the guy with black hair didn’t Smile At Me, please fire him,” to “i heard someone screaming from the kitchen?? my children are worried??? i think i saw fire”
kirk once tried to buy spock’s love with chicken nuggets. spock just raised an eyebrow and said drolly “i’m a vegetarian” and went back to frying chips
chekov is in his second year of uni and is desperately trying (and failing) to pay for his education with a maccas job. he hangs up his textbooks at various points around the kitchen and recites things to himself in russian constantly. 85% of customers are freaked out by this
scotty is cONSTANTLY TRYING TO UPGRADE THE FRYERS AND GRILLS, NO SCOTTY, SULU IS STILL MISSING PART OF HIS EYEBROWS, WE DONT NEED TO BE ABLE TO COOK A HAMBURGER PATTY IN UNDER FIVE SECONDS
uhura is called out front to field complaints constantly bcause she is a People Person and has a beautiful smile but the second the customer walks away her smile fucking drops and she starts swearing in three languages and mccoy just silently hands her a frozen coke he started preparing the second she walked out front
