Apr 20, 2017
".........have you ever stole my heels."
HOW DRUNK CAN YOU GET MY MUSE?
Cue a sweating Rito as he turned away from Zelda and tried to subtly take the shot, not saying anything. So that was a yes and now he’s up to 14.5.
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".........have you ever stole my heels."
HOW DRUNK CAN YOU GET MY MUSE?
Cue a sweating Rito as he turned away from Zelda and tried to subtly take the shot, not saying anything. So that was a yes and now he’s up to 14.5.
"Have you ever thought you hated...... one of my dresses........ i wont be too mad....."
HOW DRUNK CAN YOU GET MY MUSE?
He huffed, looking a little mad, “No! I don’t! Hate any of your dresses!” he shouted, standing up, “I only hated those heels you wore cause ya kept trippin’ and fallin’ and ya’d get hurt!”
13.5 shots, incredible.
❛ Hey! Come back! Just five minutes. ❜
“Hm?”
The Gerudo royalty turned his head, eventually deciding it necessary to push the long red ponytail off from his shoulder as he responded to the Hylian Princess. After such a long meeting between them (thankfully, one where Mirusu had convinced his younger sibling he should not take a part in), he had believed that the conversation had come to a conclusion concerning the Divine Beasts.
That the Champion of their people had been chosen, that they would fight for the kingdom alongside the others. However…the pretty blond’s call expressed otherwise.
“What is it, Your Highness?”
"...............but Who's Boobles and depending on your answer I will Punch You"
((Aaaaand there he goes. He’s fucking gone.))
"VALI DONT DIE WHO ELSE WOULD CRUSH ON ME WHILE I BREAK HIS HEART LITTLE BY LITTLE"
AND NOW HE ROLLS IN HIS GRAVE. HOW HEARTLESS.
"OPEN UP." SHE SHOVES A WORM INTO HIS BEAK
Here lies Revali, killed not by Windblight Ganon but by Princess Zelda herself. I hope you’re happy. You’ve killed the Rito Champion and doomed yourselves earlier.