#wiley kleinman

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could i request some single parent!jared if that's okay?

A toddler in a navy blue shirt and khakis waddled over to you in the park. Behind him was a man with sandy brown hair and glasses, smiling softly.“Um, excuse me, but my son, Wiley, thinks you look like a princess and wouldn’t let me leave the park without him talking to you. I’m really sorry-”

“Are you really a princess?” Wiley blurted out. You giggled. He was a cute kid, and his dad was charming.

“Um sure! You gotta keep it a secret though, okay?” Wiley smile wide. “You should marry my dad so he can marry a princess!” he squealed. The man’s face went bright red. You burst into laughter.

“Well there’s a lot that has to happen before marriage Wiley. Buuut I can ask his name and we can talk awhile...if you’re not busy that is.” You looked up to the man. He was flustered.

“Uh- I’m Jared. Jared Kleinman.” he beamed.

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Jared and reader reflecting on their life so far parent au

Jared came into your bedroom. “I just put Wiley to bed. Never in my life did I think I would be telling someone to go to bed and not stay up so late playing video games.”

You chuckled. “Parenthood, right?”

Jared slid into the bed next to you. “Right. I gotta say though, I think we’re doing pretty okay.”

You smiled slightly. “You think so?”

Jared wrapped you in his arms “Of course babe-I gotta say, it’d be impossible to make it through it all without you.”

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Jared and reader having to tell the kids about Albert's accident.

Abigail and Wynn were three at the time, so they didn’t really understand what was going on at the time. Wiley, however, was 8, and very freaked out by the whole situation. Once you knew that Al was going to be okay, you and Jared spent some time alone with Wiley.

You decided to speak first “Al is going to be okay. He’s going to be the same little brother you’ve always known. That being said, he was hurt very badly in the accident. His legs were hurt very badly, and it would have been bad if he still had them. So…he had to have his legs amputated.”

Your stomach was turning. You had no idea how Wiley was going to react.

Wiley furrowed his eyebrows and asked, “What does amputated mean?”

It was Jared’s turn to speak. “It means that he had to get a part of his legs removed-” before Wiley could ask a bunch of questions, he crouched down to Wiley “I know that sounds scary. Believe me, it scared me when I first heard it. But the doctors are very smart and know what’s best for Al. Now, this might mean he’s in a wheelchair, or he could have special mechanical legs made so he can walk. Either way, he is still your brother, and you need to be there for him no matter what. That means no making fun of him for it, and no letting others make fun of him either. Okay?”

Wiley shrugged and replied with a cheerful “Okay!”

(Yeesh this was long sorry)

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Jared and Reader's kids discovering a photo album of their parents when they were young.

Wiley groaned in exasperation. “I fucking hate the attic. You know how most demons get released in a horror movie? Going in the fucking attic” he complained.

“Shut the fuck up man and pass me that box.” Al retorted. Wiley obliged, and when Al opened it he started coughing. 

“Dust sucks doesn’t it-” 

“I FOUND OUR DAD’S WEDDING ALBUM.” Al interjected. He held up a gold and white book with “Jared and Y/N” written on the cover.

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Reader and Jared introduce Wiley and Albert to their newborn sisters.

“Wiley, Al, would you like to old them?” Jared asked

“Yes! Yes! Me first!” Wiley shouted.

“Okay, Wiley, you can hold Wynn. Al, do you want to have Abigail in your lap?” you asked. Al nodded rapidly.

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Jared and Reader's kids picking on each other.

Car rides can only go so far in the Kleinman family without everyone getting a little stir-crazy. This was the case today, when Abigail began shoving into Wynn so she could beat her at Mario Kart. “Abby quit pushing meeee.” Wynn whined.

“Abigail Kleinman you know better than that!” you scolded.

“Well, all’s fair in love and Mario Kart.” Jared mumbled.

“Jared, don’t you dare encourage them.” you hissed.

It was silent for a moment, until Wiley interjected “Shoving or no shoving, Wynn’s still going to beat you.” This was followed by both you and Abigail replying “No one asked you!” which led Jared to burst into laughter.

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Lawyer Jared and Lawyer Reader interrogating their kids.

A/N: You have no idea how hard it was not to start with “SOOO WE AGREE THIS IS YOUR TOOTHBRUSH.” ….It was hard anon. Very hard

“Alright gentlemen, repeat after me: When was curfew last night?” Jared questioned.

Both boys groaned “1:30…”

“And when were you home by?” Jared continued.

Wiley complained “2, and again, I was slow driving because I wasn’t familiar with the area!” You looked at Jared. Silence flooded the room for an uncomfortably long amount of time.

“That and I couldn’t find Al cause he ran off with Diana…” Wiley mumbled.

“WILEY WHAT THE HELL??” Albert shouted. You chuckled. Both of these boys were in for it. 

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Jared making a fool of himself in front of his kids.

“Dad it’s not that easy…” “Sure it is Wiley! Come on, it’s just a bunch of metal tubes, hard could it be?”Wiley knew his dad would probably make the sounds of a dying cat. That being said, he also knew the entire house wouldn’t let him live it down for weeks, which is exactly what happened when Jared thought he could play trumpet.