More Eyedunnoman puppy boy hcs because I said so Part 3
Eye said the specific dog breed he'd be (mainly Click!Eye) would be a Bernese mountain dog.
So things that I think would be left over form those traits are:
Herding instincts
Eye has a shit sleep schedule. But somehow, Vista's was so much worse.
So naturally, Eye starts getting antsy when he feels it's bed time, and starts subtly trying to herd Vista to bed.
“Eye, why do you keep pushing me to the edge of the couch? You have the entire half of it all to yourself bro.” Vista whined, getting squished into the edge cushion of the couch.
“...it's bedtime.” Eye whispered, giving Vista another little nudge.
“Wha- Eye we don't even know what time it is in the overworld-” Vista began, trying to push back against Eye.
“Nuh uh. Go to bed. It's bedtime”
“...fine…” Vista figures it better to just indulge in Eye’s strange habits.
That, and Eye will get pouty and refuse to do anything for a solid ten minutes because he's upset about arguing.
Big dog thinks he's a lap dog
I don't remember if I mentioned this in one of my other puppy boy hcs, but he's one of those big dogs that think they're a little dog and will flop on top of their owners.
"Oh, hey, Eye- holy shit-" Vista didn't get to finish his sentence as the air was knocked out of him as a result of an incredibly high amount of weight suddenly flopping over on top of him.
He struggled to take a breath so he could speak, hand frantically tapping the weight while trying to shimmy out from beneath it.
"Eye- fuck- get off dude you weigh like 200 pounds or something-" It was only a rough estimate, considering Eye had shifted into a slightly bigger version of himself at the moment.
"Mmmm- nah. You're warm." A rather relaxed voice came from the man that was curled up on top of Vista.
This mother f-
"Can you at least move so I can breathe?" Vista did his best to take another breath, his lungs struggling to expand with the newfound weigh on them.
"Mmmm- nah." Eye spoke up once more, but shuffled around. Anyway do that his weight was more evenly distributed, hence giving Vista an easier time to breathe.
Asshole.
Now how the hell is Vista gonna get up and do anything?
So much fucking shedding
Bernese mountain dogs have a double coat. And they shed year round, but have super heavy shedding times in the summer and the fall.
Yeah, their home is absolutely covered in fur.
"Eye, for fucks sake, can you start brushing your tail outside? Or at the very least in the bathroom? Your fur is literally everywhere dude." Vista nearly gagged when he found straight up clumps of fur on the kitchen floor.
"My tail isn't even out that often." Eye whined. "How's it getting everywhere."
A genuine question. A stupid one too, because the answer was painfully obvious.
"Because you keep summoning your tail to wag it whenever I say anything remotely nice to you." The Enderian deadpanned.
"That's not true!" Eye defended himself from these clearly false accusations.
"Yeah, sure." Vista rolled his eyes. "Just clean it up and do what I asked, m'k?" He walked up to Eye with a broom in hand, kissing Eye on the forehead and placing the broom in his hands.
Vista couldn't help but smile as he walked away, hearing a rhythmic thump, thump, thump against the kitchen counter.
Stupidly strong, but especially when he's pulling something heavy
It was a known fact to anyone with more than 3 braincells that Eye was strong as hell. Even if he didn't have his mace, he was still a recognized threat to anyone and everyone, and could definitely handle himself in a fight.
Which is why it was no surprise to Vista when Eye was also just plain old strong.
Any time he needed help carrying something, Eye was there to lift the weight off his shoulders. Anytime he needed someone to open a very stubborn jar, Eye would open it with a small teasing remark.
Which is why this moment was so confusing for Vista.
Eye couldn't lift something, for once. It was a tree. Sure. He could've broken it down into smaller pieces and out the entire thing in his inventory, but Eye was being stubborn and insisted he could move it.
This probably wouldn't have been an issue if it was an oak tree or maybe even a birch tree...but an old growth Taiga tree???
That thing was easily 30 blocks tall! There was no way Eye was picking that thing up!
And for the most part, Vista was right. Try as he might, Eye couldn't lift the tree.
Just as Vista was about to yell at Eye to just cut the damn thing already, he suddenly threw his hands up in surrender.
"I didn't want to have to do this...but..." Eye said, taking a chain and putting it around the base of the tree.
No fucking way he was planning on pulling the damn thing, right?
Vista's fears were confirmed when Eye tied the chain to a lead and the lead around his shoulder and chest.
"Eye, stop, you're gonna hurt yourself." Vista began to protest, approaching Eye but stopped dead in his tracks when Eye began to move forward and-
The tree began to follow.
How the actual FUCK was he doing this?
You mean to tell Vista that Eye couldn't pick the tree, but he could haul it along like a sled dog just fine? Really?
"I'm...I'm not even gonna question this. Good job, Eye! Get it over there!" Vista called out, pointing to the area they had wanted to move the tree to.
Eye, with his tail happily wagging behind him at the praise, moved faster towards the area Vista was pointing at.
Can you guys tell I really like puppy boy Eye?
Also sorry it's kinda short, I did make the scenarios a lil longer so it's a lil more readable lol
Eye has a collar that just kinda floats there in mid air. There's nothing in the air, as in, you can stick your hand in there and there genuinely nothing
But Eye likes it because it's got Vista's name on the collar...
Feak 4 freak
I think Vista would jokingly say shit like "I'll put a leash on you and tie you to a tree if you don't stop licking me" and just ... pauses for a hot second
He likes that idea a lil too much and has a full reboot moment 🥀
Like a month later when Vista's long forgotten about it Eye actually tells him to put a leash on him 🥀
You know how dogs will like lay down on the floor with their bellies up to get belly rubs? Yeah Eye does that, completely unintentionally.
To Vista, it just looked like Eye is laying down on the floor, staring at him
But also, Eye stares at him a lot, and has done weirder things, so he's just used to it by now
Eye then gets incredibly sad when Vista just shrugs and walks away, and he doesn't know why
Eye gets the zoomies when he's really excited
Rottie Rumbles but Eye. People mistake his weird ahh growls for... actual growls when Vista is like patting him on the head
But Vista has also been around Eye long enough to tell when those growls are happy and content growls
Eye sometimes has the urge to gently gnaw on Vista, but he always asks before actually doing it
Vista always says yes (like the absolute freak he is) but he'll act like he doesn't like it (like the absolute Tsundere he is)
Eye is a lot more open about his dog- like attribute when he's with Vista. Aka, his tail, his ears twitching more, licking and biting habits, the leash
He gets on his knees for Vista when he's done something bad/ upset Vista and basically does puppy dog eyes at him until Vista gives in and forgives him
Those are basically Eye's words not mine bro 😭 Don't come for me ✋
I had some sort of royal au in mind where Pretty princess is just a nickname Eye gave the prince, aka Vista, at some point. And they obviously got feelings and started Queerbaiting until they actually got together.
Warning: Kinda suggestive ig, they makeout and Vista is teasing Eye by doing freaky shit. Freak 4 freak.
Pretty princess Vista teasing his puppyboy by giving him headpats when he's done something well.
Vista doesn't miss how happy it makes him, ears flattening as Eye stared at Vista like he was watching him place each individual star in the sky.
Pretty princess Vista teasing his puppyboy by purposely but subtly posing for him, on occasion giving him a small wink when Vista catches him staring.
Vista smiled at how flustered Eye gets every time, staring anywhere but Vista and in some cases pulling down his beanie to cover his eyeball.
Pretty princess Vista teasing his puppyboy by casually throwing around the words “my puppy” around people when referring to Eye.
Vista just loves the way it makes Eye’s tail wag, and purposely emphasizes the word "my".
Pretty princess Vista teasing his puppyboy with a simple whisper of two little words, “good boy”, and watches as he struggles to contain himself.
Eye fails almost instantly, running around excitedly and practically jumping off the walls.
Pretty princess Vista teasing his puppyboy by gifting him a collar, telling him how much it suits him.
Vista began to blush when Eye's tail began to thump loudly against the floor, as he had kneeled and practically begged Vista to put it on him.
Pretty princess Vista teasing his puppyboy by gently tugging it afterwards, asking if it's a good size.
Eye nodded frantically, meekly whispering how much he loved the singular word on it, the ones that read “Vista's ♡”.
Pretty princess Vista teasing his puppyboy by mentioning a month later how he'd get Eye a matching leash for him as a “joke”.
Vista knew damn well it wasn't a joke when Eye was frantically gripping onto his own tail, trying to hide how badly it wanted to wag.
Pretty princess Vista teasing his puppyboy when he's bored and tugging on his collar into a small corner behind a curtain.
He leaned in and whispered, “We've got 5 minutes. I say we make them count, huh puppy?” before their tongues made contact.
Pretty princess Vista teasing his puppyboy by still pulling him closer when he hears how much Eye is panting for air like a true puppy, still desperately chasing the taste of Vista's mouth.
Vista only looked mildly annoyed when someone pulled back the curtain to find them on the floor, Eye on top of Vista and barely finding the strength to stop and hold whatever decency he had left in his mush of a brain.
Pretty princess Vista teasing his puppyboy by calmly standing up and straightens his clothes as if nothing happened, face still flushed red. He mouthed over to Eye to meet him later in their room.
Pretty princess Vista teasing his puppyboy by flashing him a smile every time they made eye contact as if his tongue hadn't been working to explore every square inch of his mouth not 10 minutes ago.
Eye had been sheepily following Vista around like a lost puppy, clearly still wanting more of his affection.
Pretty princess Vista teasing his puppyboy by slowly walking to their room, taking his sweet time as Eye followed, the anticipation killing him.
Eye practically threw himself onto Vista feet the moment their bedroom doors closed, ready to beg for more kisses if needed.
Pretty princess Vista teasing his puppyboy by giving a small tug to his collar, whispering in a sultry tone, “Good boy, waiting so patiently. Come get your treat. My good boy deserves it”.
Eye nodded frantically, tongue shifting out and ready, mumbling under his breath, “Yes- yes, I'm your good boy.” as their tongues made contact yet again.
Ramble drabble that I don't think I'll make into a full fic but maybe I will so I gotta write it all down before I forget
Eye isn't a normal human, or really technically not human at all. He's a shape shifter, and has his own body he's made that feels relatively comfortable to be in.
However, now that he's got himself a boyfriend teammate like Vista, he realized that things are a lil different.
Well, technically, he hadn't really thought it was strange or different until someone pointed it out.
Eye licked Vista randomly all the time. He just did it as a display of affection.
So when someone pointed out how it was weird and gross, he thought Vista would disagree.
Which he did... sort of?
Vista just shrugged and told them he's gotten used to it by now and doesn't bother him anymore.
Anymore?
It bothered him before?
So now, Eye finds himself standing in front of a small puddle, staring at the foreign face staring back.
It's a slightly pale human. It has bleached white hair with a small section of brown in the middle. The two brown eyes that looked deep into his soul- they were his own.
This was his new form. A human form. One that was normal.
Would Vista like him like this?
"Eye?" A voice called from behind.
Speak of the angel.
Eye turns around.
"Oh- sorry, you're not Eye, have you seen him?" Vista asks.
"It's me, Vista."
Vista stares in shock. "What- how- why?"
Eye approaches Vista, determined to find out.
He puts his hands on Vista shoulders gently pulling him down with the intention of kissing the man but-
How the fuck does he kiss like this?
He's never had actual lips before. Do you just...push them together and hope for the best?
He leans in slightly awkwardly. Vista, still confused as ever, decides to just go with the flow and lean in for a kiss .
It's incredibly awkward, as Eye is in an unfamiliar territory and is now dealing with the fact being so close to someone makes them look really weird looking. Not to mention the fact he has two eyes now.
Everything was throwing him off. He didn't like this one bit.
But he didn't do it for himself. He did it for Vista.
Vista pulls away quickly, asking once more, "Eye, what's going on?"
Eye struggles to find the right words.
"Well... I'm trying to kiss you. You know, like a normal person? I don't wanna... weird you out or something anymore."
Vista says nothing for a moment, making Eye think he's made him uncomfortable and is about ready to die of shame and embarrassment before Vista bursts out laughing.
"Eye- t-that" he tries to calm himself down to continue, "that's not what I mean by that. I just meant it was something I wasn't used to at first. I don't find it weird at all- more so just unique." Vista paused for a moment, suddenly getting extremely red in the face.
"Actually... I rather quite like the way you kiss me... It feels more intimate almost? And it's kind of cute when you're just blindly looking around for my mouth...and maybe... justalittlebitattractive?" He gets more flustered with each word.
Eye stands there for a moment, before shifting back into his normal eyeball form, his small tail also appearing behind him to wag rapidly.
"D'awww, someone's got a crush on little ol' me?" Eye can't help but tease Vista, especially when he's all shy like this.
Eye splits open his mouth to kiss Vista, this time purposely missing his mouth slightly and adjusting to gently push his tongue right over Vista's lips.
He doesn't need his eye in order to know Vista is bright red right now
Which is fine with him.
Eye likes their slightly odd relationship. And now he's sure that Vista does too.
Wowie my first actual post in a hot minute. Been having a great time in the Eyedunnoman fandom. And his discord. Highly recommend people to check it out, especially because there's a qna in a few hours in his discord...just saying...
RoyalVision fic: Eyedunnoman x Wind0wsVista
Summary: Eye and Vista have a small date, a rather calm one at that. The only problem is that Vista is having some trouble keeping his eyes open.
It’s alright. Eye would whisk him off to bed soon.
Aka: The prettiest princess becomes the sleepiest princess.
“This wasn’t a half bad idea actually.” Eye spoke up, continuing to stare up at the endless stars. There was a nice beauty in the endless void, the small shimmers of lights one could never reach.
Then again, all this only added to the beauty of the man beside him.
Vista.
Sweet, wonderful, Vista.
His darling Vista- god how he could go on and on about how much he adored Vista.
There never seemed to be a dull moment with him around. He was, in what best words Eye could describe, what made life worth living, but in a way that made sense to him and only him. Like a breath of fresh air. A cool glass of lemonade on a hot day. The smell of rain after a long hot week. It was those small moments in life that felt life that made you glad to be alive.
“Of course it was-" Vista paused briefly, slurring his words with a small yawn, “I’m great at planning dates.” he finished, the tiredness in his voice clear.
Eye wanted to scream at how adorable Vista was being. All curled up in a little ball, knees against his chest as he leaned on Eye for support, Vista’s head lightly resting on Eye’s shoulder- god and his stupid face was incredibly kissable.
He was smiling, that same smile that Vista always gave Eye. The one that made him feel like he was everything. The one that made him feel seen. The one that made him feel loved. The one that made him feel like he was worthy of loving someone like Vista, especially in the times he doubted he was.
The only difference was that this smile was clearly a very drowsy one, evidently shown by Vista’s droopy eyes, his softer-than-normal smile, and his sluggish body.
“Vista, darling, do you want to go to bed now?” Eye whispered, trying not to disturb the sleepy beauty. Unfortunately, this failed, as Vista’s eyes forced themselves to widen as he sat up.
A shame really, Eye was a glutton for Vista’s touch. Or really anyone’s touch. No one ever really want to go near Eye, let alone do something as daring as giving him a hug. But Vista never had such issues, and always stood by his side. Vista never hesitated to sling an arm around his shoulder, or reach for his hand to hold, or even cuddle up against him at night when they slept. The warmth that came with Vista was always something he loved as well. There really was nothing like cuddling the man.
“No, no, I’m fine. Come on, let’s do something.” Vista said, beginning to stand up, most likely in an attempt to wake himself up.
“Yeah? Like what?” Eye stood up as well, brushing off the end stone dust remnants from his pants. He could tell Vista was going to suggest something silly, stupid, or dumb. Quite possibly all three.
“Um…” Vista looked around the end island. Nothing but their house off in the distance and a few stray enderman minding their own business.
“...dance- dance with me.” He concluded, looking both proud and confused by his own suggestion.
Eye blinked.
“Dance? Do you even know how to dance? Because I sure as hell don’t.” Eye skeptically looked at Vista, crossing his arms. He knew Vista was just saying this because he didn’t want to go to bed just yet, otherwise he’d surely sleep for the entire day tomorrow.
“Well…no? But it’s fine, we’ll just wing it.” Vista shrugged, tugging on Eye’s arms to pull his hands on and lead him to a slightly more open and flat space.
Vista’s hand curled around Eye’s, his warmth -despite being in the freezing cold End- quickly engulfed Eye’s hand. It felt nearly overwhelming how soft and warm Vista’s hand was. It made his heart want to leap straight out of his chest and jump into the void.
Eye wanted to say he wasn’t one to get flustered easily, he really did, but that would be lying.
And Eye hated lying to Vista.
In his defense, Vista always did things to him that no one else could do. Making him this flustered this easily was simply one of the things on that list. And what a long list it was.
“We don’t even have any music to dance to.” Eye spoke softy, looking anywhere but Vista. He didn’t exactly want to get caught in such a vulnerable state. Hand in hand with his technically secret lover, no armor, and doing such a silly act because said secret lover didn’t want to rest. Then again, they were completely alone out there. No one besides Delight knew about their whereabouts.
“What, you scared of embarrassing yourself in front of me, baby?” Vista said in a sultry tone, the tiredness in voice only adding to his clear method of teasing Eye. Even so, Eye flushed at his words anyway. “I think we’re well beyond that point.” Vista laughed, immediately switching back into a silly and sleepy mood.
Good. Mercy.
Eye said nothing as he finally gained the courage to actually look up at Vista. He was barely taller than him, something that Eye willingly allowed Vista to be, as it was easier on his body anyway being slightly shorter.
Besides, how could he resist such a pretty face like this?
Vista was absolutely stunning. Each eye of his held its own unique contrasting beauty, ones that Eye cherished and loved infinitely. The dark and purple one holding a superior place in alluring otherworldly secrets that the void had. But here, with the stars reflecting in his eyes? It was no other word that perfect. And his golden eye, the one that reflected the warmth of the sun and outshined even the prettiest of flowers, was now decorated with small sparkles and glints of light from the distant stars in the endless void.
And yet, they were graciously looking straight at Eye, as if he was the most incredible sight Vista's eyes have ever seen.
Eye could stare at him, and only him, until the end of time. He wouldn't ever allow anyone to come in and ruin such a stupidly pretty face.
Vista’s arm slowly hiked up his bicep and rested on his shoulder, his other hand still holding Eye’s hand. Eye noticed what Vista was intending to do, and followed his lead, moving his now free hand to rest on Vista’s lower back.
His breath hitched when Vista hummed contently as he laid his head on Eye’s shoulder. A small giggle left Vista, but no other teasing words escaped him.
Perhaps the pretty princess was just too tired for that.
Nonetheless, Eye began to mindlessly sway back and forth, taking small steps to the right and left, front and back. Vista said nothing, only following his lead. Eye could feel Vista’s slow and soft breath tickling his neck, only further fueling the blush that was on his face.
“I never knew how that works, you know.” Vista whispered, only being audible due to how close he was.
Eye hummed in response.
“You blushing like that. I don’t get it, but it’s a cute look on you.” Eye could tell Vista was smiling.
“I could say the same for you.” Eye didn’t mean to say it, not really, but it slipped out anyway. He really couldn’t stop himself when it came to Vista. Especially when Vista’s warm body was all pressed up against him like this. It was pure heaven.
Eye continued to sway around, lightly chucking to himself at the way Vista buried himself further into his neck in embarrassment.
Yup. Absolutely adorable.
"You're not terrible at this whole dancing thing." Vista spoke up slightly, clearly becoming more tried as time went on.
"I'd hardly call this dancing. We're barley taking a few steps." Eye decided to leave on the fact that Vista's warm breath tickling his neck was making him weak in the knees, therefor why he was hardly moving. That, and the small fantasy in his head in where Vista peppers his neck in kisses with how close his mouth was to his neck.
Vista began to hum a soft melody, so softly in fact, that Eye almost couldn’t hear it. It was occasionally inaudible, and would pick up in a different spot of the melody. Eye tried his best to follow along with the small, barely audible song anyway.
“You planning on serenading me, pretty princess?” Eye whispered as he took another small step, gently adjusting his grip on Vista. His hand subtly moved from Vista’s lower back down to his hip instead.
Vista stopped humming instantly.
“Nooo...” Eye whined, gently nudging Vista’s head with his own. “Don’t stop now, pretty. I like hearing you.” he nudged once more, still swaying softly.
“Gross, don’t make it weird, Eye.” Vista whispered, still following Eye’s lead. It felt more sluggish, however.
He was falling asleep.
Eye paid no attention the the heat the flushed onto his face, nor the urge that made him want to toss and turn in bed at the implications. He knew Vista only said it to tease Eye, but damnit how that stupidly pretty man had an effect on him.
“Sleepy princess.” He whispered lovingly, cooing softly as his lover.
“No, ‘m not.” Vista slurred softly. As if on cue, Vista let out another yawn, which only made Eye chuckle in response.
“Well, what if I said I’m getting sleepy? Hmm?” Eye finally slowed to a stop, instead gently rocking slowly.
Vista said nothing for a while. Eye nearly thought he had fallen asleep right then and there, but he whispered one more time.
“Okay…carry me?”
Eye’s heart leapt up into his throat. He’s sure his face must be red as hell right now, but he couldn’t find it in him to care.
He squeezed Vista’s hand softly, leading it to rest on his shoulder as well. Then, he crouched down and moved one arm behind Vista’s legs, the other moving to readily support the back of Vista’s head and back.
In once swift and careful movement, Eye was now caring Vista in a princess carry. Eye has done it only a few other times before, as Vista often flailed around too much in embarrassment whenever he’s attempted to before.
But Vista was far too tired to do such a thing right now.
Instead, he relaxed into the hold, his eyes fluttering shut as Eye walked back over to their home.
God, he was just absolutely adorable.
The prettiest princess of all time. His darling Vista. The sleepiest princess as well.
Eye walked into their home, walking up and around the steps to get to their bedroom. There, laid their blanket bed, since they couldn’t have actual beds for sleeping. And technically, they couldn’t fully ‘sleep’ there in the End, but that didn’t matter.
Both Eye and Vista could ‘not-sleep’ just fine in each other's arms.
Eye gently laid down Vista on the bottom blankets, moving to grab another layer to set on top of him.
“...love you…” a small and meek voice was heard from beneath him, nearly completely inaudible.
Eye heard it anyway. He froze as he held the blanket above Vista, who had opened his eyes just enough to sleepily stare at him.
“...I love you too...” Eye whispered, fighting the urge to lean down and kiss the man. Instead, he set down the blanket like he originally planned and shuffled beneath the covers next to Vista. He finally turned to look at Vista, who had already moved to face Eye, staring at him with such a loving and soft smile, his eyes fighting the tiredness that urged him to keep his eyes closed every time he blinked.
This man was going to be the death of him.
And he didn’t mind one bit.
Eye couldn’t hold himself back any longer.
He lifted his hand to gently cup Vista’s soft cheek, and whispered to him “It’s bedtime, Vista, darling.”, before leaning in for one final kiss. A goodnight kiss, of course. What kind of lover would he be if he didn’t give his boyfriend a goodnight kiss?
Vista smiled sleepily and stuck out his tongue to help guide Eye’s tongue find his mouth, knowing he was momentarily blind when his mouth was in use like this. As soon as the tongues met, Eye’s much longer tongue curled around Vista’s and slithered its way into his mouth. The kiss was very brief, and Vista hummed softly when he needed air again, in which Eye understood and broke away.
Eye stared at Vista, smiling lovingly with his pupil, and shuffled closer to Vista. He moved his hand from Vista’s cheek to instead wrap around Vista’s body. Vista closed his eyes in satisfaction as a response, now truly feeling ready for sleep.
Eye took one last look at Vista, before he too, closed his eye to allow slumber to fall on top of him. No need to fight it when Vista was here in his arms, there to make way for peace in his dreams.
“I can’t wait to marry you.” Eye whispered to the stars, before his breathing slowly matched Vista’s who was already sound asleep. He too, would join him.
Wherever Vista went, Eye would follow. Wherever Eye went, Vista would follow. In life. In death. In dreams. In wishes.
Everything.
They’d stick together until the very end.
They vowed to, for as long as they lived.