Jul 23, 2021
plural culture is having too many opinions on a character and whoops now he lives in your brain
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plural culture is having too many opinions on a character and whoops now he lives in your brain
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top ten seagull moments
1. Attacked a man. Seriously. Like really violently. In front of lots of people. Then took this guy's hat, stole it, and walked away. Went back and did it again. And again. Then, somehow, my friends took me to the police and I ended up in jail for a few days.
2. Got so wasted on beer at my grandma's house that I ended up pecking at my own beak.
3. Tried to kill a guy, then found out that the guy was a martial arts master and started beating the shit out of me. Then one of my friends who was there and not a martial arts master saw this and asked me "are you still gay." I was like "well I was kind of gay back then"
4. Went down to the beach. Got sand in my eyes. Woke up the next morning like "wow, what was that nightmare?"
5. Fucker stole my bag with all my books in it. I swear that was the hardest I've cried in my entire life.
9. Fell out of a really tall tree, or something. Woke up in the same tree, but this time with half my head covered in mosquito bites and a seagull pecking at my ear.
10. Stood on the roof of a house with a bunch of other seagulls. We were all freaking out because the roof was about to collapse and one of my friends fell off. One of the other birds said to me, "your problem is you love animals too much; but I am a seagull and I love birds so much that I can kill birds," as it literally pecked at my face and neck. I screamed and the two of them ran away.
If you give me enough time, I can stop talking and never have to do it again
yaaaaaaaaaa!
see, this is what the internet is here for…
boys,,,,,,,,,, sure are
"Frisbee, let's go down to the soccer pitch,
And watch those players tan on the sand.
The ball will be the size of a Frisbee,
And I'll catch it in my hand.
Run, run, run down to the goal,
Be first to put the ball in."
where are my keys?
Where are our hopes and dreams, gone in the night like last week's trash??
frank would you bite at the hand that feeds you slap at the face that eats you
I would enjoy that, but I also eat my own hands (as a habit, if nothing else), so the offer is kind of confusing
It's Miku.... :O
Hello Miku!