23. “Why are you going towards the creepy noise?” Whoever you want to write for today!
So I combined this one with a prompt sent to @southsidearchive and came up with this ridiculous and spooky little Sweet Pea and Fangs drabble. I hope you enjoy!
23. “Why are you going towards the creepy noise?”
26. “I better end up on Buzzfeed Unsolved if this all goes to shit and we dietonight.”
Sweet Pea & Fangs | 764 words
“This is a bad fucking idea, man,” Fangs muttered, shoving his hands in his pockets as he glanced nervously behind him. “We have no idea what we’re walking into.”
Sweet Pea scoffed. “No, we know exactly what we’re walking into. It’s called a graveyard, and it’s a place where bodies are buried.”
“Okay, sure.” Fangs glanced around again, his eyes narrowed intently with focus. The sun had set almost completely, and the only sounds around them were the crackly trees rustling in the wind. That, and the sound of Sweet Pea being a dumbass.
“And bodies stay buried, Fangs,” he added, scoffing at his friend. “It’s not like they’re going to pop out of the ground and eat our entrails or something.”
Fangs paled. “Eat our entrails? I wasn’t even worried about that, Sweet Pea!”
He laughed, kicking aside a branch that had fallen on the dirt path. “I’m kidding, man. You know the problem we really have to worry about is the ghosts.”
“Sweet Pea!” Fangs bristled, tugging his coat tighter around himself and picking up the pace. “You know, it’s bad enough that you convinced me to have a meeting with the motherfucking Ghoulies in their mortuary on Halloween, but we have to walk through a graveyard to get there? This is some absolute bullshit.”
Sweet Pea just chuckled, his lips curving into a mischievous grin. “You know, this is the oldest graveyard in the county. I bet there are some absolutely terrifyingpeople buried here.”
“Sweet Pea, if you don’t shut up, I’m going to stab you with your own pocket knife.”
“The Black Hood, General Pickens,” he drawled. “Probably a whole lot of Blossoms, and we know how freaky they are.”
“Think Jason Blossom would haunt us? I mean, I know we never met the guy, but—”
“Sweet Pea, shut up!” Fangs snapped, tossing up a hand to block Sweet Pea’s path. “Did you hear that?”
“Hear what?” Sweet Pea’s voice dropped to a whisper, and he slipped his pocketknife out, flicking it open.
“It sounded like someone whispering.” Fangs’ face went pale, his eyes widening as he scanned the endless rows of gravestones. “And footsteps.”
Rolling his eyes, Sweet Pea tucked his knife back into his pocket. “It was probably just your imagination, dude. All the leaves blowing around are making all kinds of creepy noises. It’s just—” He cut off, and there was the clear sound of a murmuring voice. “Okay, I heard it that time.” Readying his knife, Sweet Pea started walking determinedly toward the sound.
“Wait, what?” Fangs’ jaw dropped, and he started stumbling after his friend. “Why are you going toward the creepy noise? We need to get the hell out of here!”
“No,” Sweet Pea argued. “We need to prove to whatever dumbass Ghoulie is trying to scare us that we won’t be intimidated.”
“Okay, fine,” Fangs choked out. “But I better end up on Buzzfeed Unsolved if this all goes to shit and we die tonight.”
Sweet Pea rolled his eyes, continuing on. The sound was coming from behind aparticularly large gravestone, more of a small monument, really. Sweet Pea couldn’t help but notice it looked kind of like the Gargoyle King. Whatever jokehe was about to make slipped from his lips as the murmuring got louder.
There was no denying it now. There was someone, or something, behindthat gravestone.
Fangs was shaking like a leaf behind him, and Sweet Pea seriously wished that he had brought a little more weaponry for this meeting. Fuck Malachai for asking to meet in a mortuary in the first place.
Slowly, the two boys curved around the gravestone, ready to spring into action. What they saw there, though, was worse than they could have ever imagined.
“Dilton, what the fuck?” Sweet Pea turned around so fast he almost tripped over himself. Meanwhile, Fangs’ jaw had dropped nearly to the ground—too stunned to look away.
Pressed up against the gravestone was Dilton, a pretty blonde who they didn’t recognize clutching his shirtless torso.
“Sweet Pea? Fangs?” Dilton scrambled to pick up the clothes scattered around them. “What are you guys doing out here?”
“I don’t even want to answer that.” Sweet Pea bit back a groan. “Fangs, let’s get the fuck out of here.” He started walking, taking long, determined strides down the path they had just come from.
“What about the meeting with the Ghoulies?” Fangs called, jogging after him.
Sweet Pea scoffed, shooting a suspicious look at the graveyard. “They can wait until tomorrow!”
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