The Art of Forging Wine
Chapter 2 is up!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25698271
by D20Owlbear and @sevdrag
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
Explicit
No Archive Warnings Apply
Gen, M/M
Work in Progress
Tags
No Archive Warnings Apply
Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Aziraphale (Good Omens)
Crowley (Good Omens)
Anathema Device
Newton Pulsifer
No beta we fall like Crowley
Kisses Bingo 2020
one very long very terrible bingo fill
wine forgery
The Inherent Eroticism of Passing Wine to Your Hereditary Enemy
Sort Of
Human AU
Crowley and Anathema are partners in crime
LITERALLY
Newt is nervous probably
Aziraphale is a bastard
Saltziraphale ftw!
Crowley loves the sea and the stars
there's too many metaphors in here most certainly
An AU of an AU
wine cwime
there are pirates probably at some point
maybe a heist
Crowley gets up to shenanigans
Aziraphale is besotted in face of them
not really
they're both idiots
moron4moron
delightfully impaired decision making at some point I'm sure
canon level drinking in a human AU
how can someone so clever be so stupid
rated E for an Emergence of Wine Stories
also for Crowley's desperate thrill-chasing
brought to you by the feral table server
Crowley and Aziraphale say fuck the system
Alternate Universe - Robin Hood Fusion
Aziraphale's glitter stick
free range dumb gays
Summary
Aziraphale is a connoisseur of old things, especially older wines. He teaches classes and confirms frauds where he must to keep customers out of his bookshop.
Crowley, on the other hand, is a fraud of the highest degree. In that he devoutly loves parting rich fools who don't know the difference between a 2012 box wine and an 1893 pinot and their money with quite a bit of forged old wine.
A story told non-linearly in snippets and snapshots of the lives of two men.
