Me and co-worker this morning before the 95th Zoom meeting in 4 weeks starts. What?! 😳 I can’t be the only person thinking communion is EVERY G*****n day now! Listen, you try seeing Sister Johnson half dressed at 8a in the morning. She Zooms from her bedroom, for Christ’s sake! I swear fo’ Jesus I saw Deacon Jones’ jumpin’ out her bed last week ... You just can’t unsee certain thangs! Co-worker ain’t been right since. And Pastor act like he ain’t see it, but I know he did because he started speakin’ in tongues before he said the opening prayer ... And she had the AUDACITY to join him. 😫😫 Fix it, Jesus! I’m not sayin’ to bring on the locusts next, but ... Happy This Too Shall Pass Motivation Monday, y’all! 🤣🤣 Stay safe and sane! ❤️ #SisterJohnsonChronicles #flashfiction #mondaymotivation #wineisfood #communioniseverydaynow #dontjudgeme #rlpproductions https://www.instagram.com/p/B-pEV_ljaG_/?igshid=1gd2zysrvu8xg










