May 15, 2014
Chicken wings are my favourite food, and let me tell you why:
There is no classy way to eat chicken wings, no cutlery etiquette, and certainly no way to eat the saucy little bastards cleanly. However, none of this detracts from the eating experience, quite the opposite to be honest. Without the ability to eat them cleanly and politely, there comes an incredible freedom from the shackles of silverware cutlery and the social faux pas of eating messily! It's the ultimate expression of freedom in eating, in my personal opinion.
Anyway, I hope anybody reading this enjoys what I have to say, if not then why are you still reading this?
PETE OUT BITCHES