#winnie why

[pvterparkours]

Someone wanna start a tumblr squad with me where we just cry about the fact that we breathe the same air as tom holland?

[mscookies]

i might have to betray my iphone and choose my parent’s cooler Samsung phone, i feel disgusting 

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Math class be like

Teacher: I don't get why guys and girls are unbuttoning their shirts so much, revealing their chests. So sexual at school

Student: are you sexual at home?

*entire classes laughs as teacher has a DONE face with hints of disappointment

Teacher: I can't wait for teacher student interviews

[mscookies]

Samsung tablet can still suck a dick, but it has its purpose

[mscookies]

normal saturday

Mom: Come with me and buy $1200 worth of wine with me

Me: WHat

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Volunteering for events

Mom: you don't get out that much. Volunteer for shit it will be good for you

Me: k

*volunteers for anime convention*

Me: are you fucking proud yet mother?

[mscookies]

Wait WAIT HEre me out 

STEVEN UNIVERSE THEMED BATH BOMBS

[mscookies]

Just found my old psp and got a usb cable that fits, buts it out of power. 

I dont even remember if i put it on usb charge mode so I’m praying to the PSP gods that you overlook this and charge this wonderful piece of metal contraption so I can finally join my friend’s clique of portable gaming devices.