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"I think it's going to go the way of the kitten." "What?" "Your parents will get rid of it." "Oh. Well, I figured out the flaw in the plan: I named it Dennis. Next time I'm naming it John, after my mom's dad, and I'll see if it works out better."
-Erin, Ally
"He was very content with mediocrity. Veeery content. He was like, 'A 2.5! You're on fire!'"
-Matt D.
"KING LEOPOLD OF BELGIUM! Your waffles will not uphold your reputation!"
-AJ Z.
"Erin. I just want you to understand that I think these movies are perfection." "I dunno, it's gonna be a hard sell." "Hey Erin?" "What?" "I also think you're a whore."
-Ally, Erin
"I hope you appreciate that this isn't comfortable for me either." "Oh, well, I'm sorry to put you through so much trouble." "Dammit, being an inconvenience to you is really an inconvenience to me."
-Ally, Erin
"Her name was Mrs. Drozna. We called her Droze-nose. She was a hag. Well, she might've been a cave troll too. They're hard to distinguish from one another because of the lichenoid appearance of their skin."
-Dad
"That is so horrible, but that is so clever!"
-AJ Z.
"I felt terrible for EVER. Or, like, 10 minutes."
-Colleen P.
