I can imagine the guy that wrote the "Welcome to Duloc" song from Shrek as one of those contemptuous little kids that "make songs up as they go along. (Ima call him Billy.)
Billy: Welcome to Duloc, what a perfect town. But we have some rules, let us lay them down! Keep your feet of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your-
Parent: Billy!
Billy: FACE.












