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💍 [[becuase how are you expecting this evil human being aka me to resist? XD ]]

Send 💍 to get a glimpse of what married life between our muses would be like

Niner tapped his fingers on the table, putting on his best poker face as he stroked his beard. The person on the other side of the table was Wes Aiden, a highly suspected Seperatist spy. Niner was on an undercover op in hopes to weasel any information out of him.

The only catch was he was married to Scorch. He had no idea why the Republic thought it was a good idea to send a married couple of clone commandos into the pub, but that’s how it had turned out. He was almost certain it was a mistake.

He just hoped his beard and slightly grown hair was enough of a difference to seem like two non-identical people.

Regardless, Niner put on his best smile as Scorch walked through the restaurant doors.

“Dear,” Niner hissed through his teeth. “You’re late.”

[existential-crisis1136]

“ don’t shoot ”

“You think you’re that annoying? You’ll have to try harder than that.”

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Tell me ;D

Put a “Tell me" in my ask and my character will answer…

If you snuck into my room I would:[  ] Go back to sleep                 [ X ] Kick you out[  ] Cuddle with you                   [ X ] Be like “How in the world?”[ X ] Let you sleep on the floor (ONLY if Scorch uses those puppy eyes of his)    [ X ] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:

[  ] Kiss or hug you back                       [  ] Smile and laugh

[ X ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable        [ X ] Push you away

[ X ] Be shocked                                       [  ] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:[ X ] No          [  ] Yes          [  ] Most certainly not.          [ ] Without hesitation.

You are:[  ] Cute          [  ] Adorable          [ X ] Attractive          [  ] Beautiful[  ] Okay         [  ] Ugly                 [  ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:[  ] Stranger          [  ] Acquaintance          [  ] Ally[ X ] Friend (He may not admit it but…)             [  ] Love                        [ X ] Rival [  ] Enemy

I find you to be:[  ] Pathetic          [  ] Off no consequence          [  ] Intriguing [  ] Frightening     [  ] Unsettling                          [ X ] Annoying [ X ] Infuriating       [  ] Pleasant company            [  ] Comforting [  ]  Unable to be lived without                            [ X ] Trustworthy

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“Oh,” Scorch paused for a brief moment, eyeing her with a sort of admiration. “Well that sucks. I once set my eyebrows on fire.”

Next he looked back down at his armor, trying to recall just what blood it was. Because. it could be a whole lot of nasties.

“Trando…if I’m not all too wrong…”

[bonemolddovah]

“It was a new flamethrower.  Really heavy with all the fuel.  Kinda shitty.  Well you know how you’re not supposed to look down the barrel of a loaded gun?  It... wasn’t firing.  So I reached into the mouth of it, and uh.  Yeah.”

She nodded.

“Fun stuff.”

A shudder.

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"Sarge, I'm not very touchy-feely, but I have to say that your words wound my fragile soul. I'm finally here after all this time and all you do is huff and groan. You may buy me tissues and flowers to make up for your sins."

“The only thing you’re earning from me is a stern talking to if you keep this up.”

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*Adds Sergeant So Done to the long list of nicknames Niner has*

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@wiseguy-1262 "Scorch, don't touch that."