#wishingwaters

[cloudydaydreams]

Teen Wolf or Cute Girls?

Teen Wolf TEEN WOLF TEEN WOLF.

i have missed tonights episode and i am so sad

[worstwolves]

I associate you with teen wolf, inappropriate scenarios/conversations, stupid jokes, snuggly bed times and mashed potato ;-)

Yes to all you babe! (apart from the obvious ewwness) <3

[thehappyribbon]

As if the peculiar bollywood music at 4am and the random rock music during the day wasn't bad enough - next door is now playing the saxaphone. And not very well at all. My poor little ears.

[worstwolves]

allydia/ stackson

Allydia

Do they have any “mating rituals”? Not really. They’ll go on dates and spend the days together and that will always end in sex. And sometimes they drive home from school together and that ends in sex. And sometimes they call each other up to discuss homework and that ends in sex. And… yeah, you get the picture.  Who is louder? Lydia -for obvious reasons. Who is more experimental? Lydia, she loves trying new things, and loves that Allison is the one she gets to try them with. Who takes more risks? Allison. Lydia tends to play it safe, they don’t talk about it.  Do they fuck or make love? Make love mostly. If they have time to have proper sex its sure as hell making love. But going down on each other at lunch in the school bathrooms totally counts as fucking. Lights on or off? Lights off, or at least low. Lydia’s self-conscious about the scars Peter left.   

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?Lydia – those scars are Peter much the only thing she’s self-conscious about.

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?Allison, but she won’t. Because her candidate would be Scott, and she doesn’t want to deal with the discussion that will cause at the moment.

 Has either stolen the other’s underwear? Lydia wears Allison’s pants all the time, just because she can. Who comes first? Allison. Lydia makes sure of it. Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Allison. Though Lydia loves giving as much as receiving – which is certainly saying something. Who is more submissive? It’s more that  Lydia is more dominant, and that Allison is comfortable with that. Who usually initiates things? It just kind of happens, like a mutual ‘we should totally fuck now’Who is more sensitive? Lydia, it’s got something to do with being a banshee she thinks. Who has the most patience? Allison, Lydia tends to get bored easily. Not that Allison minds, she likes knowing she can keep her attention. Which kinks do they share? Dirty talk. A lot of it. Allison still finds herself blushing about the things that came out of Lydia’s mouth days later.  What kinks do they have that clash? Lydia would like to tie Allison up, but she hasn’t found a way to ask yet.

Stackson  

Do they have any “mating rituals”? Locker room banter, on pitch ‘fights’, referring to each other by their last names only – yeah, all of that leads to sex.   Who is louder? Stiles, but he gets incredibly quite just before he comes, Jackson finds it fascinating, tries to make him come harder to drawer the silence out.  Who is more experimental? Stiles – obviously.Who takes more risks? Stiles again. Flirting with Jackson was a huge fucking risk in the first place but it paid off.Do they fuck or make love? They fuck, but only because Jackson will never ever call it making love. Lights on or off? On. Jackson is far too much of a narcissist to have it any other way.     

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?Stiles, though that’s more due to forgetting to lock the door than any actual exhibitionism.

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?Stiles, but only in passing, and he won’t mean it. He had no idea how he’s managing regular sex with one person, adding another is bound to screw things up.

 Has either stolen the other’s underwear? No. Jackson is far too precious about his things to let that happen. Who comes first? Stiles. Jackson has some freaky werewolf stamina thing. Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Do we need to ask this question? (Stiles ‘Oral Fixation’ Stilinski).Who is more submissive? Neither. They push at each other, any backing down would probably be read in some bullshit masculine was as a sign of weakness. Who usually initiates things? Stiles – Jackson never would.Who is more sensitive? Jackson.  Who has the most patience? Stiles’ attention is hard to keep, but Jackson is far easier to frustrate. Which kinks do they share? They both love topping from the bottom – but that probably due to the same masculine bullshit.   What kinks do they have that clash? They haven’t found any, but that’s most because they keep trying to outdo each other.  

[worstwolves]

larry stylinson/ziam/ allydia/ stackson

(God, I am so confused as to who this could be, it’s a huge mystery. Nice use of the anon button there stranger)

My (forced) 1D education is still on going, so these head cannons are formed from fanvids, tumblr and for some strange reason, this video. Here goes. 

(I’m putting the teen wolf ones in another ask so I can separate the tags)

Larry Stylinson.

Do they have any “mating rituals”? The fuck after big shows, sometimes backstage when they really really can’t wait. Who is louder? Harry.Who is more experimental? Louis.Who takes more risks? Harry, they’ve almost been caught so many times because of him. Do they fuck or make love? Both, they fuck when they’re hot and sweaty and still running off adrenaline after shows and they make love in the early hours and lazy evenings in bed.Lights on or off? On, they want to be able to see each other, to trace the lines of their tattoos.  

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?Louis

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?Louis, they’d probably make some fans life. Harry is quick to shoot him down.

 Has either stolen the other’s underwear? They’re at  the point when they don’t know whose boxers and whose anymore. Who comes first? It’s pretty mutual in that respect. Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Harry. Have you seen those lips?Who is more submissive? Harry. Who usually initiates things? Harry.  Who is more sensitive? Harry.Who has the most patience? LouisWhich kinks do they share? They’re probably pretty vanilla – who knows why, not me. What kinks do they have that clash? Harry’s rather exhibitionist, Louis would rather not.

Ziam

Do they have any “mating rituals”? Zayne giving Liam something something that was thrown to the stage is as sure fire sign that sex is happening tonight.Who is louder? Well, it’s not Liam. (Seriously, go watch the video – not you Rachel, you know what it is)Who is more experimental? ZayneWho takes more risks? ZayneDo they fuck or make love? They make love.

 Lights on or off? Lights out, only because it tends to be a late night crawling into bed kind of a thing.  

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?Liam.Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Zayne.Has either stolen the other’s underwear? Zayne plants his pants in Liam’s drawers, it makes him laugh. Who comes first? Liam, because fucking Zayne Malik, man. Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Liam (once again I google imaged their lips.)Who is more submissive? Zayne. Who usually initiates things? Zayne, with his silly little gifts. Who is more sensitive? LiamWho has the most patience? LiamWhich kinks do they share? Eye fucking. A whole hell of a lot of eye fucking. I mean Jesus.  What kinks do they have that clash? They haven’t found any as yet. 

[worstwolves]

Going through the Teen Wolf with Rachel is hilarious, we would make an audio, but people would probably hate us. 

[thehappyribbon]

Ooh yay, I just realised I get to see some of my favourist people again tomorrow :D

[thehappyribbon]

So guys, guess whose dancing around the house to the ten hour version of this at the moment...?

Seriously, I'm about 20 minutes in and haven't stopped laughing yet!! Who needs housemates when you've got this??