#wisr

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in 2023 i will review horror films i watch based only on whether i would survive them

5.March.23: i would not have survived cocaine bear because it is a bear that is on cocaine

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in 2023 i will review horror films i watch based only on whether i would survive them

22.Jan.23: i would not have survived the menu 2022 because that burger looked so so good i would have eaten it in one sitting and not thought to ask for a to-go box

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in 2023 i will review horror films i watch based only on whether i would survive them.

1.Jan.23: i would not have survived the invitation 2022 because i would have been too distracted by the older vampire bride's big titties in that dress to notice all the red flags

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would I survive? review #8

11.March.23 i would not have survived the ritual because i would stop to admire the beautiful creature design and get myself impaled

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in 2023 i will review horror films i watch based only on whether i would survive them

20.Feb.23: i would not have survived in the tall grass because i have hayfever

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would i survive? review #10

i would have survived X because i would have fucked that old woman

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in 2023 i will review horror films i watch based only on whether i would survive them

19.Feb.23: i would have survived m3gan because i am good with kids and bad at my job on purpose

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in 2023 i will review horror films i watch based only on whether i would survive them

7.March.23: i would not have survived train to busan because i cannot run faster than a train