#wit dat

[thepapercrown-luv]

A Chocolate Scone’s Wit

Jesters beware

For you are as low as the insects of the earth

For you are as sickening as a grape gone bad

For your are as unfit as salt that is sweet

Jesters beware

Away with your tartness that is more than a bad lime

Away with your rebelliousness that is lesser than a dog’s

Away with your drunkenness that is more than Dionysus

Jesters beware

Were I to see you much longer and I’d lose my sight

Were I to hear you much longer and my ears would bleed

Were I to smell you much longer and I’d become a person without fear

Beware of wit for it bites

[britneyshakespeare]

people often call me “witty” as like. that’s probably the most common compliment i receive. and i appreciate it but like. when have i witted. when do i wit. what have i got to do wit dat.