#witch's day

[witchothebogfolk]

Happy Friday the 13th, witches!

[crazycatsiren]

A Chinese folkloric witch and her white American husband be like...

Me: *thinking out loud* "Maybe I should get some drums with mallets and bell sticks."

Husband: "What for?"

Me: "In case an evil spirit ever gets into our house."

Husband: "And what are you going to do? Play music for it?"

Me: "Well, according to my ancestors, you make a bunch of obnoxious noises and do some really weird dance moves while speaking gibberish and that'll scare away evil spirits."

Husband: "Whatever makes you happy, love."

[crazycatsiren]

I'm just strutting around my house, feeling invincible after applying my daily perfume oil, putting on my daily jewelry, and lighting my daily incense.

[crazycatsiren]

When a witch goes out to eat with a group of friends...

Me: *too busy eating to pay attention to any of the conversations*

German bestie: *pokes* "I think this is a question to ask the witch!"

Me: *looks up with a mouthful of sushi* "What? Who? Me?"

[crazycatsiren]

Well, I finally watched The Craft. 🎃

[crazycatsiren]

Dang you, daylight savings time, for making all the cats scream to be fed an hour early.

[crazycatsiren]

Me, as a witch: "This ball of twine is nice. I think I shall keep it."

[crazycatsiren]

Me, working up the motivation to clean up another pile of cat puke: "Barfomancy, divination by reading the contents of your familiar's vomit."