#witchcract au

[thesupernaturalhouse]

Would anybody like to hear about my (minecraft)world and mob/hybrids headcanons!?

[thesupernaturalhouse]

Random Interviewer: How many children do you have, Lady Storm Witch?

Shelby: biologically, Legally, or emotionally? Because there IS a difference

[thesupernaturalhouse]

Somebody needs to explain why I'm feeling the sudden urge to have Joey be younger then all of them, at like idk 16, and for Shelby to be the ONLY one who knows

Like, so in my timeline(for now), empires took place over about a year(17 months with the prequel I'm doing) so that'd make Shelby like uh, 33? In the witchcraft smp book?? It's a 4 year time skip instead of the canon 10 years

So, Owen 17, false and oli would be like, 16 when WC takes place, Emerald 5, nightlight(yes I changed the dragons name) 4, Thorn 4

Why am I ranting about that? I dont- I don't know- also im just now re a lying how many kids I'm planning on giving to shelby and i- it's like 6 and I am very tempted to give her Joey as the 7th because he was abandoned and Shekby just casually picks uo stray children she finds

She found the twins in the forest, Nightlight on Olis back, Owen she gave consciousness too, Emerald was found in the swamp and she was pregnant with Thorn-

Like the universe, me, looked at this elytrin/witch and went "lol, your gonna have parental powers. Go find you children whoa re stuck in a fucking tree and hiding in a bush lol good like with the 4 that follow soon after lol"

But they all have some type of trauma related to be abandoned, you understand me right!? And so does WC!Joey-- I have to finish watching his pov and wtahc the others(aside from shelbys) btw- motherfucker was thrown out of the only home he'd ever known-

Shelby just sensing that, evaluating it, realizing he's 16, and slapping adoption papers infornt of him like "You're my child now, sigh here please :)" is hilarious to me and I- well fuck now I wanna do it- should i??

Joey going to roast Pris only to realize his mom shelby also uses water and losing all his will to fight her in shame-

And Empires Joey and Katherine chilling, watching the kids like "....Katherine you wife has adopted another child. I can sense it." "Oh that's nice"

.....imma called witchcraft Scott Scotch and witchcraft Joey JJ because.....those are gonna be shelbys nicknames for them-

Shekby also adopts Scotch but more in that odler sister way, unlike JJ who she's like the mom to now

[thesupernaturalhouse]

The gap between empires and witchcraft is 4 years instead of 10.

Shelby gets a different Keychain, letter, or random toy from ehr not so little family every week

The other witches aren't jealous if her healthy relationships, no, not at all!!

Yes Shelby mothers all of them. Kinda. It's starts with scitt/Joey cause they git the same name as her friends.

I actually need to go watch everyoens emwitchsmp things, I mainly watch shekby but I do knwo about scotts lore

[thesupernaturalhouse]

Here me out, Stormwitch Shelby X Starquest Katherine.....But throw them into empires-

Like, a portal opens, drags the two in, and plops them in, idk sausages land

Half the server is shipping it, the other half are thinking this their Katherine and Shelby who just got a glow up

And of course, outliers: 2 are jealous/bitter(yes I'm looking at Joey and Shelby), and 1s kinda sad(Katherine no-)

Meanwhile SQ!Katherine is helping WC!Shelby cause she's been through this before but the witch hasn't- talking about the portal that appeared at the end of SQ, and how Kath would've had to adapt to WC!Shelbys world-

So, star Kath is calm while Storm Shelbys panicking behind her girlfriend, because wtf is happening how'd they get here-

Chaos.