Dec 7, 2013
Wizards vs Witches. A well informed opinion.
Things wizards do - Have shitty stats - Wear ugly bathrobes - Have ugly long beards that have food stuck in them from all the way back in highschool - cast useless ass spells of indentify on their useless ass broken dragon dildos - Kidnap people because nobody wants to love them - Get tired of their shitty ass dragon dildos and get a real dragon - I don't think they brush their teeth - Refuse to dye their greying hair. - live in secluded towers because nobody wants them to be around Things witches do - Have great stats - Cool dresses - No beards - Don't need dragon dildos. They have other witches. - Are loved - Get cool animals - Have great teeth - Have great hair - Live where they want.